Lazarus

Well done

it could be one of those strips that look better on

Toontastic is a great place. i dont even bother posting on NO anymore.

Two weeks ago, after noticing my maltesers kept rolling off my coffee table, I subscribed to 'Sudsidence Weekly', a popular magazine amomgst owners of horizontally challenged homes. The editor of said magazine, one 'C. U. Tipping', had recently interviewed Freddie Shepherd, about a potentially disasterous problem at St James Park. The interview took place in the front of the Milburn stand. Tipping 'So, Mr Shepherd, you seem to have a subsidence problem. How did you first notice it?' Shepherd 'The pitch is sinking towards the Milburn Stand - making a slope from right to left. We first noticed we had a problem when Cristiano Ronaldo kept mysteriously falling over during a recent game ....' Tipping 'Is it also true that this is the reason your left sided players can't pass wind, never mind a football?' Shepherd 'No, that is not true. Our left sided players can all pass wind.' Tipping 'So what are you doing to rectify the problem?' Shepherd 'Well, as the slope in the pitch is from right to left, we have decided to overload the team with left sided players. We now have N'Zogbia, Babayaro, Luque and hopefully Duff. We intend to play a sideways four-four-two system. We will play four players on the left flank, four in the middle, and just two on the right. That way, when the ball keeps rolling to the left of the pitch, we will have plenty of players to capitalise!' Tipping 'So, just to clarify, your pitch is subsiding - and your solution has been to buy loads of left sided players to prevent the ball rolling out of play. Shepherd 'Yes, that just about sums it up.' Tipping 'So what happens when you change ends at half time?' Shepherd 'Er....bugger.' (Blatently stolen from another forum).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/5204958.stm clearly weve got more money than were letting on.

Aye. friday nights are pretty quiet for me.

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not safe for work! heres another one http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/4294-toi...head_prank.html

http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/4351-insect_bug_line.html Maybe its superstitious and doesnt wanna step on the lines

can you boot into safe mode ?

i'm sure i read somewhere that teachers now have to say a kid has 'defered success' rather than say 'your a div'.

Hairdressers car tbh.

Would you ever wear them with Capri pants though??? 162588[/snapback] Nee way jose!

i can remember going to the local shop when i was a wee nipper and buying a 5p mixup. you'd get 10 sweeties!

ive got a pair of oakley smoke ring sandals and i wear them everywhere. So there!

your kidding right? he looks like an extra from adam ants 'stand and deliver' video!

any bloke that wears a scarf when it isnt snowing is well dodgy

oh no there not 162321[/snapback] Oh yes they are! 162323[/snapback] He's Behind You! 162325[/snapback] Gemmills always got a man behind him

oh no there not

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