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I'm at the docs in howdon. All around me theres people coughing and spluttering, limping, moaning and generally not being very well. In walks this bloke - what a fuckin clip he was. this is what he was wearing 1) a black beret 2) huge brown sheepskin coat (like what motty has) 3) black trackie bottoms with a shocking pink stripe down the sides 4) brown sandals (no socks) laughter is definately the best medicine A beret FFS!

if you had shares in bt would you give a shite about anything except your dividend?

either that or were skint.

did i mention how COOL it is now?

not down this way 161885[/snapback] ive had to turn off my fan

lovely and cool tonight !

and i thought i was going blind.... 161842[/snapback] i'm amazed he can type

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7173

i heard he was going to roma.

my mate text me last night to say that roeder forgot the transfer window was open cos he only has half a brain.

i wonder what they mean by 'financialy complex' Could rangers be due a cut of any future fee? maybe his dodgy agent/ both?

one bloke i worked with used to take the piss by dropping absurd words into every conversation with the andersen people. his favourite was "gyroscopic".

Isn't everyone who has any involvement in your business a stakeholder? From employees to suppliers to customers etc.? A really useful phrase then 161582[/snapback] Exactly. mind you - the dwp still isnt as bad as andersen consulting was. when we were outsources to them we were ositive there was soe sort of calender given to staff with a particular buzzword for that week.

"Stakeholders" is a popular term our way and can have anything upto 37 different meanings. I always get a mental image of a vampire hunter whenever its said

This is the news report of the incident - how annoying is the presenter? http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200607/r95747_289379.asx This appears to be amatuer footage of the landing http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200607/r95719_289256.asx Says he had to fly around for 3 hours to burn off most of his fuel before attempting his landing. i bet he was touching cloth that whole time

i liked that salcido meself like

ive got the bedroom windows open, the door open and a fan blowing at full blast onto me sexy bod. and its still warm. quarter to 1 in the morning FFS!

anyone over the age of 40 should never trust a fart.

Just finished watching Superman Returns. Actually a decent film - was expecting something pretty bad but it was very watchable. the film kinda drags at the beginning and at the end and i'd forgotton just how good the theme tune is! this films major problem is christopher reeve and the original film (even though SR is not a remake). Christopher reeves is still Superman.

Aye - its a bloody warm day.

The moral of this tale is never buy takeaway food in Byker ffs!!!! And as for grabbing on the radiator, how did you reach that with your dwarf arms? Last time I was round yours I had to give you a bunk up onto the bog cos the bairn was already on the potty. 160476[/snapback]

Camels hump tastes like spam - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pict...ught/html/1.stm