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Lazarus

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  1. http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=40...cts+speculation Says here that Hamman paid bolton £400k to get out of his agreement
  2. You should send it in to the Chronicle, some class poems in there. 160310[/snapback] for some very strange reason i read that as father ted and dougal
  3. Is that not Brocks beard ??? if not it needs a trim an edge.... 160224[/snapback] Merkin tbh
  4. God would have PROPER Heinz Tomato Ketchup, not the supermarket own brand stuff.
  5. didnt del piero play here in a pre season friendly a few years back? Am sure the fans gave him a standing ovation every time he touched the ball and afterwards he said the fans were amazing ??
  6. Yummy. Get some bernard matthews Turkey burgers - they come in packs of four burgers. Bung 2 of them under the grill get some marge, some ketchup (heinz is best), a plate and a knife You will also need THREE slices of bread Spread some marge on one side of two slices and on BOTH sides of the third slice Slap some ketchup on the bread Put one of the cooked burgers inbetween slices 1 and 2, add more sauce and then put the other burger inbetween slices 2 and 3. Cut in half and serve. Bloody gorgeous.
  7. i wouldve love to have went and met you all. sadly, i couldnt make it. am gutted
  8. desparate for a shag tbh
  9. cant see them using it to buy players like. they'll pay off their debt with it, but at a cheaper rate. Similar to me doing a balance transfer from my 13.9% egg card to my 0% halifax card.
  10. We love a good 'shite' thread here at toontastic. In answer to your question - yes, if your not careful. ive even used bottled water to brush my teeth rather than risk a case of the Kansas quickstep.
  11. http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/ tbh
  12. Lazarus

    HELP.....

    if theres a guy lying in the middle of the floor - he's not really dead. He's the killer!
  13. Do you play a lot of guitar? 159789[/snapback] Just the one. I can't hold more than that. 159849[/snapback] youd be nee good with this then
  14. Lazarus

    Kangaroo

    ive always wanted to know what 'demon duck of doom' tastes like.
  15. Lazarus

    late

    Am busy playing fm06 - amd checking toontastic when the game is processing.
  16. poland didnt exist as a country or a kingdom between the 18th and the 20th centuries. HISTORICAL FACT! (i think)
  17. ssssssshhhh. She'll gan loopy
  18. Lets get this right. Your gonna call your pussy - 'stiffy' ? What do you call your stiffy - is it 'Mr Bigglesworth'
  19. Lazarus

    Brock

    as well as his music and film tastes - we should help him out with his attire, judging by his pic on N-O. Bandanas OOT! Cloth cap - IN!
  20. that rollercoaster one
  21. Lazarus

    Car trouble.

    i bet theres a big pile of nuts and bolts on the garage floor that they couldnt work out where they went when they put it all back together.
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