Lazarus

Anyone watch this?

Teeth http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/ :rolleyes:

aye.

Anyone with a spoiler on their car stands up to wipe and has an earing. FACT!

Blast Corps on the 64

N64 for me. Goldeneye.....Blastcorps......ISS.......Perfect Dark........

Its brilliant having a new puppy in the house. make sure you take lots of pics and vids.

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo? from a sub-folder within the 'big tits' folder tbh. sub-folder marked 'boring, covered up tits' ??? Something like that.

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo?

Big tits? Football Manager and porn. Sounds like a perfect evening.

pics?

The Incredible Hulk http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/ Marginally better than the hulk http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286716/ due to some nice nods to the original tv series such as the lonely guy hitchiking whilst trying to control his inner turmoil and using the piano theme music.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. ; Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago, that fence wasn't electricfied .'

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. 'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. 'Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and shouted 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan.

3.5M a fair price? Its daylight robbery! The leagues worst striker with 12 months on his contract??

Aye - half the player (literally).