Lazarus

I think someone should create a couple of facebook groups. One for the sitters, one for the standers. We need stats to see which is the most popular.

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Jedi's sit Sith stand FACT!

"Eureka" was Archimedes fyi. Archimedes was clearly a sitter and had discovered the best way to wipe.

Is that so? Its also a little known fact that newspapers, magazines and books were invented by sitters needing something to read.

Me and my mates all used to shour that whenever we saw one of those old vw vans, then we'd all scarper.

You use your free hand to keep them cheeks apart man. Do you sitters need one hand free to wank while you wipe or something? Deviants. How the fucking hell in gods name do you keep 2 cheeks apart with 1 hand? You gently part one away from the other, like pulling a record pack. You don't have to goatse.cx the fucker. So youve got 1 cheek spread and the other cheek normal? May as well shit on the floor and then sit in it tbh.

You use your free hand to keep them cheeks apart man. Do you sitters need one hand free to wank while you wipe or something? Deviants. How the fucking hell in gods name do you keep 2 cheeks apart with 1 hand?

Ive had to have a shower before. Settled on the throne, noting the half a bog roll, expecting to be in and oot in about 5 mins but mustve been there about 20 mins having shit after shit after shit. everytime i finished wiping WHILST SEATED i got the urge to go again. This must of happenned about 4 times. there mustve been 4 meals up there waiting to be curled out. anyway - by the 4th one there was nee bog roll left and i remember sitting there waiting as if some bog roll would magically appear it didnt. so i decided to have a shower. other than the day i was born - my arse has never been cleaner. was wierd drying me arse and legs when the rest of me was bone dry though.

Its also intersting to note that as of 2007, avril has a completely new 'band'.

Interesting article on songwriting credits here http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/2...g.ap/index.html

So does Kid Rock and he has one of the top 100 selling albums in America of all time. So he's officially an awesome band then? That was your argument man! Are you pissed? He's a solo artist with a supporting band man The money from a gig is split equally among members. I very much doubt that. avril will get the most with the rest of the band getting an equal split i imagine. No it is split between musicians, that's fact. (record sales aren't, song writer 50% i think and then the rest) 99% of the time anyway. Ive got zero facts to back it up (sound familiar?) but with avril being the main draw i bet she get the most out of the band members. the other band member will get an equal split though im sure. Joe Bonamassa played Newcastle academy full to capacity - He's a multi millionaire. I spoke to him afterwards and he pulled in about £100k and that went four ways equally. Fact. im sure it is - but all im saying is that in avrils case, i bet she gets the lying share of any profits from touring.

So does Kid Rock and he has one of the top 100 selling albums in America of all time. So he's officially an awesome band then? That was your argument man! Are you pissed? He's a solo artist with a supporting band man The money from a gig is split equally among members. I very much doubt that. avril will get the most with the rest of the band getting an equal split i imagine. No it is split between musicians, that's fact. (record sales aren't, song writer 50% i think and then the rest) 99% of the time anyway. Ive got zero facts to back it up (sound familiar?) but with avril being the main draw i bet she get the most out of the band members. the other band member will get an equal split though im sure.

So does Kid Rock and he has one of the top 100 selling albums in America of all time. So he's officially an awesome band then? That was your argument man! Are you pissed? He's a solo artist with a supporting band man The money from a gig is split equally among members. I very much doubt that. avril will get the most with the rest of the band getting an equal split i imagine.

Ive had a listen to this arcade fire band on youtube and i think their crap. Shiteous in fact.

He looks like he's giving it a tickle and it's in hysterics! Cootchy coo!

Coldplay are nee U2 like U2 are nee Metallica Ergo - Coldplay are shite.

A Congo of clunge.......

I love it when the actors in a comedy sketch start pissing themselves but try and make it look like they arnt :lol:

20498 reasons why thats not a good idea. >>>>> Click here

Can you get Ting Ting ring dings for your mobile?