Lazarus

Thats what happens when you put accountants in charge though.

Nee need for a second thread tbh tbh tbh

If anyone lives in Byker i suggest you check your closets/wardrobes. Wacky and his family could be inside.

Heres a pic from todays flyover

Blazing saddles is an awesome film like - not sure if hollywood could do a remake these days, being pc an all.

Just for the record - im a sitter and i dont wipe forwards or backwards. I scoop.

Bet it was rob w who spotted them

A guy walked into a bar. As he was ordering his first drink, he looked around and saw a guy down the end of the bar falling off his stool. He said to himself, "Aw, man, this is disgusting, somebody oughta do something." He walked over and said, "Hey buddy, let me give you a ride home." He picked the drunk up and dragged him to the door of the bar. He had to prop the guy up against the wall to open the door, but the guy fell down! When he got the guy out to his car, he propped him up against the car to get out his keys, and the guy fell down again! Soon they were on their way. He asked the drunk where he lived, and the drunk pointed to a house. He parked and helped the drunk out of the car. He dragged him up the steps, and propped him up against the railing so he could ring the bell. Again, the guy fell down! Finally the drunk's wife came to the door. "Look, lady, I brought your husband home for you." She says, "Well, that's very nice of you, young man, but where's his wheelchair?"

Whats that? An invented fetish for fuggos. I'm creative. and Jonny, I can! I dont think you invented it http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=18002

Whats that?

Looks nowt like me - hes got hair for a start. and where did say she was a minger ?? Those chebs are MAGNIFICENT!

Virgin are now throttling during the day - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/29/vi...e_restrictions/ As per the comments - wont be long before they are throttling 24 hours per day.

Missed them

12 pages later and i still dont get how you can wipe standing up. These people clearly wernt brought up properly by their parents. No wonder society is in the mess it is.

get out.....just get out NOW It's Eva Longoria man, I can't get enough of the bint! She takes a great picture like......

Semi Pro http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0839980/ Not bad for a will ferrell film.

Go for it marra.

Obviously no-one has told you there are some amazing naked breasts in the occassional episode. More of an arse man meself like.

Eh? youve whooshed me jimbo

Ive never seen any of it.

2 and a half hours? Unbelieveable.

Jesus Wept