Lazarus

I think that about my Samsung as well, it's 32 inches, but when I first got it I thought it was huge, now I also think it has shrunk. 32"? Fucking hell - may as well watch your tv on a little portable its that small.

Ive got a 42" Panny px70 plasma - had it about 6 months or so and its just awesome. The is one problem though - i think its shrunk. now that im used to it on the chimney breast it doesnt seem as big. Ive been looking at the px80 50" sets.........

Robocop http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093870/ Picked up the 2disc 20th anniversary set and its a lot more violent than i remember and VERY bloody. Cracking stuff.

Exactly. Fat bastard would break it.

No harm in trying, to be honest. Even when theryre raping newborn babies?

didnt van der sar swear on camera? reporter 'edwin - great moment?' van der sar ' fuckin hell!'

Wasnt so long ago we doing this ourselves......

For Bale? We will end up paying SCBC more than that for him. His ears are worth more than that. Bollocks - the whole of Wales isnt worth 7m.

Im in 2 minds about this. He started pretty poor but ended the season playing well. I wanna see how he plays following a preseason (what he'll have of it) of keegan working his magic. however, it was one thing having dyer and bowyer assaulting each other on the pitch but to assault a random in public whilst pissed?? id have the clubs solicitors look at his contract very closely and get rid of him if i possible.

I think a premiership standard CB (yes he seems to have had a few mares against your lot) would go for 7m. When you see the money being demanded for real tripe these days it doesn't seem so silly, he is still relatively young. Even the mighty Ledley King made the odd balls up back in the day. Where would you rate Taylors value? you're right but we're talking about dawson here and I wouldn't put taylors value quite that high yet(though he is better than dawson) he's not as good as he's hyped to be by a lot of people I don't know laz, wouldn't say no to berbatov neither would i tbh - but we dont NEED him. whereas we do NEED another left back.

id offer around 7m.

Theres only one spurs player that id say we actually need - and thats bale.

Dont the Chinesse read fast these days? I heard on the radio today that kids in a school went through 10 storeys in just a few seconds!

whats the hardest part of cooking vegtablesin a microwave? Getting the wheelchair in through the tiny door!

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

At least the Polliss cars wii be taxed and insured. not like the scum who dont bother Anyway, the boyfriend supposedly (and understandably) went off it when it happenned and was tasered.

Eh?

Fantastic. http://www.badphorm.co.uk/page.php?2 Killjoy. Have you ready how dodgy the whole phorm thing is though? Russians, cold war, rootkits, adware, spyware......

Zip it radgi!

Fantastic. http://www.badphorm.co.uk/page.php?2