Invicta_Toon

only retards need *more* than three attempts tbh how was I to know the high street was buses and taxis only between 10 and 4 FFS!!!111. All my fucking lessons were after work!!!!

you need a liquid cooled quadruplexed parallel processor with integrated hyperspeed mufflogic pre-processor if he tries to quote you over £300 for that, tell him to get fucked, you could build it yourself for that, and then spit in his face

aye, after you got in

they are flat in london like burgers!!! totally minging where the fucking hell have you been eating them? All the ones i've had are perfectly rounded I've had flat ones lush

he's fucking brilliant anyone who disagrees needs their head read

if 80% of the country is in poverty, where do the taxes come from to provide housing and the like?

I lost 35 quid today. It was all down to Palermo, not to get beat at home, against Lazio. For fucks sake man. armchair fans

starting now people

you can't tell the difference between superchilled stella and kronenborg, but one of them's still shite

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though? Mostly sheep lungs, liver, barley and a bit of spice right? and you still ate it At the risk of getting personal, have you ever eaten a cheap sausage? as they say, ignorance is bliss although it took a long while before I ate another one after richard hammond's program

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though? Mostly sheep lungs, liver, barley and a bit of spice right? and you still ate it

Haggis is yummy Agree, I thoroughly enjoyed it. do you know what's in it though?

actually it's everyone's board however if you want to stump up all of the cash everyone else has generously offered for the running of this site then i am sure we could come to some sort of arrangement. jesus, thought this was N-O for a minute *don't know you're born* *site would be nothing without us* *please help us* FFS it's not my fault you're all nerds, I didn't ask you to make the bloody thing. I happen to think the majority of Toon fans are complete loons (on a football level), so don't lump me in with the whole doing the fans a service malarky If the forums didn't exist, I'd be down the pub chatting shite with 3 dimensional eejits instead of 2d, but for 5 days a week, this is much cheaper tbh OMFG MY LEGO TOY BEAT A CHINESE MAN'S LEGO TOY!!!!!!!! I HAD SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNN<<<<!<!<!<!<$"$£Q% I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE!!!"$"$£!!! As for the selective editing comment, my edit did nothing to change the meaning of the original post you made. You're so stupid! I see the drugs are working. Every day you get little bit less juvebile and retarded. Keep at it skippy!

Fucking awful. Down the pan with that idea then Get Madrid and Villareal on woman! yeah that would be fine cept hubby home and he hates football whoa, bizzaro world alert :whoop: :whoop:

half watched it a month agp while doing something else can't recall a thing, so probably shite

Peckham Springs tastes rank tbh

I spent all my money from football on women and champagne. The rest .....

crowds on the up? news to me

it's 7 days; and 0 to forever, depending on your outlook on life

congratulations have a fag to celebrate gowan, you know you want to gowan gowan, gowan gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan,

of course they look nothing like each other

too many people think we have been a top 4 club for centuries apart from the obvious, who the fuck is attracted enough by the footballing traditions of the Toon to come here as opposed to other clubs out there? this fucking attitude that we have a divine right to this player or that player is total shortsighted bullshit, we had our chance and fucked it up. Live with it.

gotta admint its a good likeness. Ashley would make even more sense though tbh presumably this is why we never won the world cup, the player's minds were distracted by their partners

very freudean

it would be canny with white sleeves. i hope we go back to thinkcer stripes. we've been shite ever since we changed back to thin stripes aye it's the stripes, honest well it's nice to have all bases covered you'll be getting a priest to exorcise the pitch next ... oh er...