TheMoog

Fooking bejesus!!!!!!! If he can do this every week I'll change my mind about him

Anal in Barcelona

Close again

Precisely... 4 points against the likes of West Brom and Reading is very positive. Mind you, didn't we start last season with a 1-1 draw away from home followed by a 1-0 home win? Hmm, and who was in charge for that? Jesus... Chris H is the new messiah! Lol

Proper footballer

It's typical isn't it, you slate his sorry ass and he scores... twice. Ah well, I can't knock him today after this, still think we'd be better off with a faster striker playing off Carroll though

Exactly, I'd like to see a quicker striker play off Carroll tbh.

Hehe, think they're chanting 'You fat bastard' now

Close but no cigar

Few in the crowd chanting 'Shearer, Shearer' again.

I don't think Carroll's been 'a non entity', he's been winning a fair bit in the air, certainly more so than Ameobi - perhaps if he wasn't having to work for the two of them he'd get chance to score as well.

Nice to see Barry Moat still there and applauding at the end of the half, evidently Fat Cunt and his gormless gimp had fucked off early for a pie or something.

Annnnd it's back again

Is it dead again?

Lol, "Ameobi's not the most prolific striker in the world but he is a handful"... fuck me, what matches have they seen him play in then?

Uh oh... Colo's holding his back, think he's had enough of being made to look like a chump for the day.

Fucking hell

You said that twice for good reason, he's THAT shit

We seem to be able to put pressure on them, just not do anything with it sadly.

Jonas runs like a girl... and Coloccini looks like one. We're getting balls up the pitch and in to the box but there's nobody there to put them away, we're missing someone to finish off the moves.

Person? Don't you know that Barton is the Devil incarnate?

Haven't yet, though I can't really make out what they're chanting. Said on the ongoing match report that he's had some though.

Still can't believe Ashley's got the fucking neck to show up at the club, let alone sitting in the stands. Complete cunt.

The sad thing is Carroll's doing fine winning the ball but there's nobody to run off him, should've played Ranger rather than Ameobi... again. Shoddy tackle by Smith.

Cheers bud