TheMoog

This evening I shall be mostly drinking rum, got nowt else planned though so I'll probably end up just vegetating in front of the tele with Mrs Armchair.

I'd like to think that it couldn't possibly happen... but with Ashley running the show you just know that it's more likely to happen than not.

... sadly we don't have a 'took the bait' smiley so the hunter one will have to do.

Lol, Thanks guys, we'll have a press conference about it at 3pm

So with all the newspapers once again bringing our potential take-over up once again this morning, can their be many straws left for our CT to grasp? Like the papers are saying Ashley is 'dithering', fucking dithering?! No fucking shit he's dithering! He's been dithering since the end of last season!!! Cunt.

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Some twat in the ground was slating Keegan at the match yesterday for fleecing the club. If I wasn't watching the match, rather than just give him a withering look of contempt, I'd have reminded him Keegan got a third of what Allardyce did. I'd have been tempted to chin the cunt

Uh oh, I'm having dejavu! This happened when I came back home and caught the second half the other night against Scunthorpe - we were 1-0 down, I got online, we scored, then bugger me we still got gubbed 2-1!

Yep, been wearing them for about 15 years now, tried the monthly soft ones, the ones you can sleep in, the coloured ones and the daily ones. The only ones I ever had a problem with was the ones you can sleep in and that was because I was suffering from hayfever at the time and the optician said it made them unsuitable. Never had any other problems though and much prefer them to my glasses, don't even feel I'm wearing them anymore unless I accidentally fall asleep in them. I wear mine from about 6:30am to about 11:30pm-1am and have never suffered any side effects from doing so. I've found the daily ones to be the best, mainly because of ease of use and general comfort over time. Which company did you go with? I've been with Boots Opticians for years but have been tempted to try other avenues.

Easiest way to remember - 'Spring forward, fall back', at least that's what I got told as a young un

That's OK. As long as I'm not queer. Apparently there was a scientific study done which shows that gay people have a defect in their brain

I must admit I did find it amusing when Griffin was asked about supporting the Nazis it came up that Griffin's father had been in the RAF and fought in the war whereas Jack Straw's father had been banged up for refusing to fight the Nazis I think they're all a bunch of no-neck idiots who won't touch the issues that need sorting, the country need me to be running the show as a dictatorship, muhuhahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

I wonder what the odds are of some incredibly brave and knowledgable young whipper snapper getting near enough to the panel to throw a glass of water at him

Jessica, a student, on Five Live right now. Oh dear. Apologies if I offend anyone but seriously... what the flying fuck do students know about the real world?

It's all a bag of shit, I don't agree with the BNP but then the lefty fucknuts that are causing all the fuss are just as bad imo. I'm pretty sure that the most successful party would be able to grab some of the better policies from all the various current political parties (including the BNP) and come up with something more useful. The SNP look like they have got things right, though they stick up for their own nationals and don't get called racist for it. The BNP are their own worst enemy because they've gone about their plans all the wrong way and got themselves mired in with scum like the National Front. There should be able to be a national party for this country of ours without it going to the stupid extremes the BNP does. ... all that said I'd rather be ruled by Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, they didn't take any shit

How about a return to the Broon Ale?

I like it ... more likely to get a debt consolidation finance company though.

I see the odds of Benitez being replaced by Dalglish have been slashed, how ironic would that be that another big club resorts to one of it's legends to save their asses when the going gets tough - of course I wouldn't dream of comparing such a thing to all the abuse Newcastle fans got for wanting Keegan back, or even Shearer

Wonder if he fancies playing in our defence?

Women have no place in football imo... except physios

can I rub you a bit? Aye, if it means we get a win! get the vaseline you sex machine Bugger... so much for that idea!

sent off again? 5 yellows - 1 match ban We'll miss him

can I rub you a bit? Aye, if it means we get a win!

Woohoo!!! See, now I feel like a good luck charm, I get online to listen to the match and no sooner have I done that than we get an equaliser