TheMoog

I totally forgot about the match tonight, I'm a day behind in my head because I had Monday off!

Fucking cretins, the lot of them.

Who do we have out injured/suspended from the first team now? Barton, Ameobi, Guthrie and Coloccini? What about Ryan Taylor after last weekend's match? And how close is Jonas to a return? Hmm, we should be okay though, we don't need depth to our squad in this league...

Yeah, that was the one I posted from in the other thread - good article imo

Taken from part of a column in the Times: Says it all for me, if anyone doesn't agree then I really struggle with the idea that they're fans of Newcastle Utd - that's just my own opinion though and probably a bit extreme.

I'm actually thrilled. In the rap-battle world - he's chokiiiiiiiiiiin' Or maybe he's just not arsed about the utter bollocks that you post? Oh and Rap Battle World Are you actually trying to take the piss out of me for saying that because it was clearly intentional. Which kind of makes you a nob. I don't think you grasp that the only person looking a 'nob' on here is you Hova

I bet the orange cunt's not dancing and singing now

I'm getting there, though I'm still of the opinion that it wouldn't take much to throw a spanner in the works with the amount of decent/experienced first teamers we have. If we can keep the players fit we look to be rocking and rolling.

Aye, thought Butt was a bit pants and Enrique had a bit of a dodgy one at times but overall a deserved away win I think Butt proved to everyone today that he is past it. Woeful. Enrique was hit and miss...undone his good work with mistakes time and time again. Was proud and impressed that the boys faught and closed down rite till the whistle....is this the best team spirit we have seen for a long time? I think so bud, we actually feel like a team again - a team with spirit and a winning confidence.

Aye, thought Butt was a bit pants and Enrique had a bit of a dodgy one at times but overall a deserved away win

i can't pick them up. what are they? You fat cockney bastard, get out of our club. To the tune of 'I feel so lonely I want to go home' Brilliant, crisp and clear Very clear on the tele, lmao. I think even Bobby would have agreed... though maybe not the language in front of his missus. Liking this singing bit of fanny at half time btw

I think Beta blockers have the effect of slowing the heart slighty or regulating the beat, something like that. Not really what I'd have thought you'd want to take for anxiety. Don't take them if you have asthma either (just in case you have) as it can fuck things up there too apparently. Why don't you try some of that rescue remedy stuff? I gather a lot of performers use it when they have stage fright.

This... Even fucking Simon Mayo was discussing how KK could bankrupt Newcastle. ... it's convinced Hova

There's a nice chicken and ham pie made by local baker

I've already tried before this nobhead started talking shit

It's a bit sad to peddle this line. Personally I just want to know the truth about what happened, I'm reserving judgement till then. You've worn out the 'unconvincing smiley' btw If it was Big Sam in the same scenario as Keegan he'd be getting head hunted by a group lead by Stevie. You all know it's true. Two differences with that though, firstly Sam had done fuck all for us, ever. Secondly Sam was given cash to spend using his own limited transfer knowledge whereas Keegan wasn't. ... just why do you have such a thing against Keegan? You know you're wrong, so I can only assume you're on the wind up and maybe not even a Toon fan or you're just plain retarded. Are you a mong? I know there's differences between Sam and Keegan. That's why I said "If it was Big Sam in the same scenario". Have you actually got a brain, or are you so wound up at the idea of Keegan being criticised that you just choose to ignore what I write and decide to dribble on about nothing? Well obviously it's difficult to concentrate on the constant shite you spout, I don't think I can be blamed for that - the majority of your drivel isn't worth reading

In fact now I think about it, why would you prefer to take the word of an obviously lying scumbag like Ashley after all he's done, over the word of a man who has always told the truth in the past and only done his best for Newcastle Utd?

It's a bit sad to peddle this line. Personally I just want to know the truth about what happened, I'm reserving judgement till then. You've worn out the 'unconvincing smiley' btw If it was Big Sam in the same scenario as Keegan he'd be getting head hunted by a group lead by Stevie. You all know it's true. Two differences with that though, firstly Sam had done fuck all for us, ever. Secondly Sam was given cash to spend using his own limited transfer knowledge whereas Keegan wasn't. ... just why do you have such a thing against Keegan? You know you're wrong, so I can only assume you're on the wind up and maybe not even a Toon fan or you're just plain retarded.

Can someone please tell me why this cock-knocker's still prattling on and hasn't fucked off to a board of idiots where he'd fit in like N-O? Read the post above Okaaaay... don't let the door slam on your way out doofus

Can someone please tell me why this cock-knocker's still prattling on and hasn't fucked off to a board of idiots where he'd fit in like N-O?

[old joke]Press conference at 3pm, isn't it[/old joke] Damnit, everyone steals my thunder!

Quality

Some Led Zep, think it's the anniversary of John Bonham's death today actually

Professional online poker player? He comes across as more likely to be one of those 'special' patients that make garden furniture to honest It's what Thompers reckoned he was moving into and I'm guessing this is the same kid. That'd be right. What a dozy shite this lad is really, is he honestly being serious or just deliberately obtuse?