Smooth Operator

Fuck off with your new internet dictionary toy! I'm only interested in how the brown half live.

wazzock n. One who is pissing, puking and wanking all at the same time Jimbo tbh.

Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying to promote equality and increase the converation between the gay and straight members of this forum, I have time for anal enthusiasts, I never did have until I started at the DWP like but there's that many of them that your forced to get along. I'm just trying to spread the love and find out the number of poo-proders in our midst.

skyagra n. A quick flick through the satellite TV channels before bedtime, made by a middle-aged gentleman in search of something to boost his flagging sex-drive. This is me most evenings, although I wouldn't say I had a flagging sex drive but she's going to bed earlier and earlier these days as the tiredness of pregnancy takes it's toll, selfish wench!

so what would you choose if your life depended on it? It's an age old question me and my mates agonise over regularly. Can't see any other option for me other than to bum, the thought of another blokes sword of pork in me is only a little more vile than the thought of putting it into another man. But overall the act of being the brown enforcer is the lesser of the 2 evils.

I concur my learned friend, ban all benders and bender sympathizers tbh.

Right here son, but I'll be off soon to try out my new found games on her indoors. 86736[/snapback] Wacky's playing catcher the neet then, eh? 86739[/snapback] Selfish bastard always insists.

You never need them 86695[/snapback] Aye you just desire them tbh.

Right here son, but I'll be off soon to try out my new found games on her indoors.

Heard of the Rasberry ripple but not the Angry Dragon! Wacky gives him lass a similar kind of humiliation, he calls it the Flora treatment. Nothing really sexual, he just get a slice of bread with flora spread on it and drags it down his lasses face!

Wonder if she had a dream too?

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho 86644[/snapback] He tried it once (through his shorts) but didnt like it. Was he doing it wrong? 86648[/snapback] I wasn't doing anything wrong! It's the lad with the shitty finger who wasn't up to scratch.

Where did you get yours from? Mine are 2nd hand, I swapped my wanking spanners for Wacky's love eggs.

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho 86644[/snapback] They are obviously true professionals and you a mere arse amatuer!

alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love! 86630[/snapback] Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh. 86632[/snapback] Mortified that I liked it tbh.

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh!

alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love!

Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag?

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh!

Isolated bender on this board.

To right, I rearly broke the twats nose!

Well I'll start the ball rolling, thinki've posted this before but in a Sunday league game a member of the opposing team fingered me in the rear (through my shorts i might add) as the corner swung in. I forgot all about the ball and nutted the sick c*unt rearly hard!

Cue edit Aye looks like we'll have to wait til Wacky logs on or if Bridget shows her face I suppose until we get some stories.

Having just had the exact definition explained to me in another thread, therefore I beg the question - Have you felched or been felched? Let's' have your stories here. *Cue all the board benders reliving horrific life changing experiences*

Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well.