Smooth Operator

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She'll be off to see your boss pretty soon - another bollocking on the way SMO? 90682[/snapback] No fortunately she's not like that. And I've not really received any bollockings, just investigations as to my actions which consistanly rile management!

well if that is him (and I fookin hope so ) then thats sure as hell not the bird hes nobbin at work! 90542[/snapback] Peasepud to the rescue, thank fuck for that! Everyone knows in their heart of hearts that I look fuck all like that floppy ginger loser Wacky posted. Daft twat wanted me to go along with it for a bit craic, I agreed but that was before I seen the actual photo. People on here aren't stupid Wacky, well not as stupid as yourself - Wacky didn't even twig Meenzer was a batty boy for fuck sake, i had to spell it out for him! Toptoontotty, you seem awfully keen to see a picture of my dish. What's the craic there? And Manc-Mag, yes I did drop myself in the shit at work accusing a lass of being on here, she read the bit about the stinking fanny and now wont speak to me!!!!

Don't worry pet the big finger is here Make up an excuse to work late with him then get under the desk and knock out a tune on his blue vein trumpet, if that fails PM me and we'll make some alternative arrangements as it probably means your technique is all wrong and you need some training. 90361[/snapback] Ok, its a deal!!! 90374[/snapback] Wacky's is more of a tin whistle than a trumpet mind. 90380[/snapback] And he's a dwarf, he was in Willow, it's one of his ten stories tbh! Is that the time, I was supposed to be away half an hour ago, it's not who i thought it was now, Confronted her and dropped myself in the brown stuff at the same time! Welcome Toptoontotty.

Smooth specialises in the psychology and pathology of attraction and compatibility. As such he will no doubt need to know whether your fanny stinks etc. tbh. 90339[/snapback] Yes that info will be required and my guidance may depend on this, if you're you I think you are then you fanny will be a biohazard tbh! 90355[/snapback] Oh my gaaaaaaawwwwd I am so confused... do you think i am your boss??? I can assure you i am not your boss, im no ones boss, anyways go and have a look and see what your boss is doing then you will know for definate Gawwwwwd you are hard work!!!! 90366[/snapback] I'm wiping my hands of you now, your a head batter tbh. Get back to work.

First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff. 90343[/snapback] Ehhhhhhhh? Smooth I'm not following? Imposter? who me???? Tut... thats not very nice, sorry for joining in, i wont talk to you anymore. Ooooo before I stop talking to you where do you work btw 90351[/snapback] I work about 3 desks away from you pet.

Smooth specialises in the psychology and pathology of attraction and compatibility. As such he will no doubt need to know whether your fanny stinks etc. tbh. 90339[/snapback] Yes that info will be required and my guidance may depend on this, if you're you I think you are then you fanny will be a biohazard tbh!

WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next? 90333[/snapback] Oooooo the man himself, im presuming you are male!!!! Is that what you think I should do or what youd like someone to do to you? Hmmmm this bloke is a boss, not my boss but a boss all the same..... fffffwwwwwooooooaaaaaarrrrr 90346[/snapback] I'm a post op trannie to be precise and yes I can't deny if someone did this to me I'd be impressed!

First mistake... 90332[/snapback] Oooooops is smooth operator a bit of a knob like?from the way he goes on I thought he would be very hmmmmm...... smooooooth 90336[/snapback] I have my suspicions as to who this imposter is tbh. If I'm right then she really should get on with her work, she's not exactly the most productive member of staff.

WELL STOP SHOUTING FOR A START! Then it's simple pet, corner the lad, show him your minge and tell him it's got his name written all over it! If he knocks you back you'll know he's a pork knuckle, case closed, next?

Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you! I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. 90126[/snapback] Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... 90303[/snapback] It's all the Felling fella fucking you've been doing since you were 9 that's done the damage IMO!

I suppose you think Gerhard played football, eh Skol? 90304[/snapback] Monumental fuck up on my part Mind elsewhere, very sorry lads 90309[/snapback] Where exactly, Patrick Berger's thighs?

Exactly. Check mate ShirleyBasseygol! 90296[/snapback] Wasn't this thread about favourite drivers, rather than those who won a lot of races? 90299[/snapback] It was and still is, I just wanted to know why someone as uninspiring as Barrichello could stoke your Formula 1 fire? You still haven't answered. Hiding something are we CherieBlairgol???

Exactly. Check mate ShirleyBasseygol!

The F1 equivilent to Didier Deschamps (Piano Carrier) i.e. Shuey bitch. What is the attraction for you? 90277[/snapback] Before I answer, explain why you think that? 90281[/snapback] I just lost all respect for him and Ferrari when they ordered him to let Shuey through time after time. Although granted he was following team orders I'd have liked him to just say fuck that Ferrari. Although I imagine Irvine did this on a number of occasions, I think Eddie has a great personality and humourous side to him whereas Barrichello seems like a wet blanket.

I'm terribly sorry Sherergol! I shall know better next time. Would throw Jacque Villenueve in as my most despised F1 driver ever btw, is that ok? 90272[/snapback] Agree with you about Jacques. Total insult to his father's name.... One of the reasons I partiularly like reading SniffPetrol. They always refer to him as Jacques 'fucking' Villeneuve as below: 90280[/snapback] My main problem with him was the way he treat Button when they were team mates, then Button went on to beat him hands down over the course of the season!

I'm terribly sorry Sherergol! I shall know better next time. Would throw Jacque Villenueve in as my most despised F1 driver ever btw, is that ok? 90272[/snapback] Wasn't a dig btw (although if you spell my name wrong again, it might be ) I've hated loads of drivers over the years, mainly the British ones. 90275[/snapback] I know just craic Shergargol

The F1 equivilent to Didier Deschamps (Piano Carrier) i.e. Shuey bitch. What is the attraction for you?

1 Senna 2 Irvine 3 Mansell Discuss, i'm intrigued to know how people's choice for greatest and favourite drivers differ (especially Shearergol), weeds out all the glory seekers too.

I'm terribly sorry Sherergol! I shall know better next time. Would throw Jacque Villenueve in as my most despised F1 driver ever btw, is that ok?

Senna hands down for me. Eddie Irvine was always a favourite of mine too, would have loved him to win the title in the year Shuey broke his leg. Not too knowledgeable about the old days so my list is based on favourites: 1 Senna 2 Irvine 3 Mansell Although I don't paricularly hate Shuey, I often find myself willing him to hit the wall at 200+ mph!

........gonna be a fantastic player for us as long as we can hold onto him. On Saturday he was tremendous, and on a number of other occasions this season he has more than impressed. He can improve greatly given the correct guidance and I am sure he will be a French international in the future. Just imagine is Souness had still been in charge on Saturday, Luque or Emre would have probably started on the left with N'Zogbia on the bench. Scandalous.

Big Ron speaks Ronglish as well as English tbh. 90146[/snapback] Well get him in then, no doubt on that evidence he'll be after Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Christiano Ronaldo then?

Good! Maybe we can deport this freakshow now rather than have to contribute through our taxes to the cost of his incarceration on our soil!

Catmag I'm sure your well TRAINED to deal with such a patient and that you never get above your STATION. I'm sure he had a smooth JOURNEY through surgery and arrived safely at his DESTINATION on the ward where he'll make a full recovery. CHOO-CHOO! So what are you a nurse or a doc?