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They're more like melons tbh, and they're only gonna get bigger now! Wor lass if off to Primark this afternoon for some new braziers.

My thoughts exactly, his tales are getting taller by the day 82303[/snapback] Unlike you son. Fuck me you left yourself wide open for that one! Took the bairn to a panto the other day, Snow White and the 8 dwarves, dopey, doc, sleepy, grumpy, happy, bashful, sneezy and.....Wacky! Jealousy is a terrible , you couldn't nut meg your mother, hence why you're so reluctnat to play in this Toontastic v NO match!

Is Top Lass not cutting the mustard any longer like?

New series on BBC1 last night, all about the goings on at a 5 star hotel, was better than I thought. I was intrigued and wanted to watch it as I have previously had a colourful spell working in a hotel. The main character came out with a line that sums it all, "you've never lived until you've worked a night shift in a hotel". I had many a erotic/voyeuristic/pleasurable experience during my 2 and a half year stint as a porter and can recommend the job to any young free and single man out there.

Don't really watch this shite but Traci looks spot on for pushing 40, shame it seems wisdom hasn't come to her with age! I read the cops are going in to take Pete's gorilla coat off him, he could be charged with 5 years in jail and an unlimited fine! Can you imagine him in jail!

I second that, was goona write a simliar post earlier but couldn't be arsed, it's all me,me,me with Mr Foreskin. Pull yourself together AF you're nearly as bad as Brock ffs!

Fuck me Brock, I watch copious amounts of Italian football and this guy is the Serie A version of Bramble!

It's a fact, all of my mates were there playing along side me, I took the ball on about half way, with only Beardo and the keeper to beat. Being a bit of a chancer I tried to thread the ball through Beardo's legs and low and behold it came out the other side, the hunchback bastard tried to push me over as i went round him. He failed and I was left to score the winning goal to see us through to the final by placing it through the keepers legs which can only be described as being akimbo as he rushed from his line! I have no proof other than the word of my mates who were playing that day. Maybe next time Pedro does a talk-in i'll broach the subject, no doubt the bullying bastard will have a selective memory though.

Got our mortgage without critical illness insurance tbh! The difference in price between that and just life cover was pretty big as i recall, and we were already getting a huge mortgage so something had to give.

Cologne isn't too far away, approx. 1h by car. Frankfurt is further away and it's a fair distance to Nuremburg (500 km). 81750[/snapback] So the place actually exists? I thought these lasses were pulling my chain as it sounded like "butt rape" when they said it, thought they were just requesting a sexual act tbh!

I'll swap you my superior D500 for your D600 Wacky? 81653[/snapback] Stick a 1 hour session with your lass in and we might have a deal, although that's only £30 normally, no deal 81784[/snapback] Fuck me 30 quid, when did she put her prices up like?

Used me as a body double for the sex scenes tbh. 81783[/snapback] Probably why I never usded to wank over it, the lasses were always minging!

You'd have thought it being a company van he would have just held his hands up but these mackems are a different breed like. Surely the damage to the vehicles when investiged by the insurance company will prove that this was his fault entirely??? I had a situation a few years back when my foot slipped off the brake when i wasn't moving and I rolled gently into the car in front. The bitch claimed all and sundry on her insurance when there was no damage at all to her car. But instead of disputing this my insurance company said it would cost less just to fix her car than go through the procedures of challenging them. It didn't effect my no claims so I went along with it. P.S. Sounds like a case for Manc-Mag, he pm'd me the other day, reckons he used to star in LA Law!

With Greggs as our new sponsor. 81702[/snapback] But Souness still as manager!

Rumours are abound that our srtip for next season will come complete with the Championship logo on the sleeve, obviosly replacing the Premiership badge that has adourned our strips for the last decade and a bit!

Pulled yourself out of the gutter tbh. 81678[/snapback] Well, he's making progress. He's gone from Walker to Byker to Heaton. He's almost knocking on Jesmond's door, only a spell on the dole is holding him back! Whereas worryingly I've gone from the affluent suburb of Gosforth to Heaton to Walkerville and I'm in employment! Saying that the only reason he's not living on the Meadowell estate is cos his lass sucks council official cock.

Put a new "slant" on things like!

I'll be there for all the England games, having the 3 lions tatooed on my knob before I go like. Staying with a couple of German whore's I met on holiday in Portugal a few years ago, they live in a place called Bottrop (sp?) Any of you German nancy boys heard of it? Bet it's nee where near where any of the England games are being played!

I'll swap you my superior D500 for your D600 Wacky?

Class player, English soccer legend! Played in a charity 5-a-side tornament about 5 years ago at the Lightfoot and Beardo was playing for a team along with another ex pro whose name escapes me. Anyway, we meet Beardo's team in the semi's, beat them 3-2, I scored the winning goal after nut megging Beardo and then putting the ball through the keepers legs! Huffy Pedro didn't shake hands with any of my team after the final whistle! We went on to win the final and Beardo was supposed to stick around to present the trophies but one of his teamates had a heart attack in the changing rooms after our semi and was rushed to hospital!

There was a Robin and a Hedgehog in my garden last week, scared the bejesus outta me!

Alreet pet, suck me cock, it's a cock!

Come on lads stop picking on Wacky, it's not his fault he went to school in Walker. Well it was a big building and the people in there told him they were teachers, I reckon he was taken for a ride for 16 years personally like. As for the little man syndrome, he's the best stereotype of this there is, I asked him to help me put some wardrobes up at the weekend but when I told him they would reach ceiling height when erected he came all over all funny.

Have they fuck! She's been for a few lettuce shakes so it may have dropped off but she's got her cardy on now so it's impossible to tell if its there now.

Facts - SMO Falsehoods - Wacky Jnr Surely you believe the word of a working man over that of a lazy, masterbating lay about???