Smooth Operator

Knocked this one up double quick: Is this the Roeder to relegation, We'll be weeping like Souness, Dreaming dreams of staying up, Where Sven Goran Eriksson waits for us! (To the tune of Amarillo is you're a bit slow)

What the Outsider's? It's wor lasses favourite film! I thought it was ok, expected a bit better from Francis Ford Coppola though. 88733[/snapback] Aye. 88735[/snapback] Glad we cleared that up.

What the Outsider's? It's wor lasses favourite film! I thought it was ok, expected a bit better from Francis Ford Coppola though.

D.A.R.Y.L was quality! Can't believe you remembered what it stood for though. I remember Space Camp vaguely. Was there something called The Outsiders about kids that went to space too? 88701[/snapback] It was on the Sci-Fi channel the other day! Nah I remembered it anyway tbh Wasn't the Outsiders a brat pack affair featuring Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise, Matt Dillon, Patrick Swayze and the Karate Kid - totally unrelated to space travel too i believe?

Exactly, i'm suprised they coul deven afford the ferry ticket tbh.

Fucking hell man Wacky! I ask you do to one thing for me and you can't even manage that! Now i'll no doubt have to get myself on e bay and pay 5 times the face value! 88541[/snapback] 5 times is about right.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3-x-ARCTIC-MONKEYS-S...1QQcmdZViewItem It's a fucking disgrace. My mate stood for 3 hours and they sold out when he was 20 odd places from the front. Canny funny really. 88567[/snapback] It's the mentality that gets to me, I know hundreds of people will want to go but I've got no intention of going but i'll buy some tickets and charge real fans a small fortune to go to a gig i've got no interest in. Something must be done about this I reckon, but short of printing the people's names on the tickets and make them produce ID with the same name and photo on it and check them all as they come in I can't see what can be done. And this is never gonna happen.

Reminds me of a class film called Space Camp. Brilliant 80's movie, ranks alongside D.A.R.Y.L. imo. If you're wondering what D.A.R.Y.L. stands for it's - Data Analysed Robot Youth Lifeform. Kinda like a Terminator for kids.

I love religion me, watch out for the turbanators to attack, batten down the hatches and steer clear of public transport is my advice.

David Copperfield is on holiday in Egypt like, and he's a master of illusion! I remember when he passed through the Great Wall of China! Class.

The CRAZY bastards.

Can't see much of a resale market or value for such a "hot" item! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/4675004.stm

Fucking hell man Wacky! I ask you do to one thing for me and you can't even manage that! Now i'll no doubt have to get myself on e bay and pay 5 times the face value!

She's taking the piss isn't she! She's in a breed of her own, I'm just surprised she only urinated, I was expecting someone of this calibre to have laid a graveside curly Susan tbh. Mackem scum. Just hope someone knows who she is.

My pennies will be on the departures of Boumsong, Babayaro, Luque and most alarmingly I've a suspicion that Emre may leave too.

I've seen the alternative version "Memoirs of a Gay Shower" and I too was left a little annoyed!

Aye - step out of that closet, sister! 87768[/snapback] Woah, my gaydar has a negative reading and always will have, me and Wacky just like a wrestle now and then, nowt wrong with that!

Do they take suggestions? Couldn't sleep last night and then thought of this as I was trying to count sheep: Brown Knuckle Ride: 2 benders engaging in the act of man love after the receiver has had a sit down broen and refrained from wiping! Feedback?

Not happy with commandering my laptop and posting gay filth, Wacky is now proclaiming I breast feed til I was nine! I can't deny I've sucked on tits for a long time, but not to get milk, well not since I was a few months old anyway. Saw a bit of last nights programme, it was fucking weird watching the 8 year old barin sucking her mothers tit while the mother carressed her gently!

I read somewhere that it was good for your hair, full of the vital proteins needed for a healthy barnet apparently. So now wor lass get's a drenching, but her hair - wonderfully soft yet strong!

Ah, a true man muck connoisseur, good on you.

brown-eye opening tbh 87166[/snapback] I'm glad it's had a positive effect on you.

Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you!

Can't believe you've turned an eye opening thread into a boring word defention nerd fest!

Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] GERLD! SMO in subliminal bumlove message shocker! 87145[/snapback] Oh no sussed, it's time to admit it's Wacky here, i'm at the Operator's house on his new laptop waiting in for Ikea to deliver some wardrobes while he's at work! Got sacked from my new job yesterday, they sussed me for a work-shy cunt the second I walked through the door. Bastards! Back to 6 wanks a day for me.

Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] Your editing skills are wasted on here, you should work on Big Brother!