Smooth Operator

Not even you SMO? I'm surprised you didn't jump at the chance and made sure the whole office was aware 81311[/snapback] Nah she's one of these lasses who would die at the thought of having done something like this so I couldn't tell her. It's like when I used to work with Wacky and he sneezed and unbeknown to him he still had a big green snot hanging from his chin after he thought he'd wiped his snout. A wifey pointed it out and he ran red faced to the bogs, where he rang me at my desk and asked me to bring him his coat cos he was so embarrased he had to go home cos he couldn't face his colleagues after this, he's been on the dole ever since. Some people are micey. 81316[/snapback] It amazes me how this lad hasn't been placed on the register yet tbh 81330[/snapback] Pot kettle black son, surely you've made the connection between the recent scandal over registered molesterers getting jobs with kids and you not being able to get that classroom assistant job you went for last week! They've been forced to crackdwon on these low life scumbags, you'll be on the dole for a good few years now sunshine.

Just tell them Ruth Kelly has been in touch and as a member of the register you have been made aware that you will no longer pass security checks when applying for new jobs.

Not even you SMO? I'm surprised you didn't jump at the chance and made sure the whole office was aware 81311[/snapback] Nah she's one of these lasses who would die at the thought of having done something like this so I couldn't tell her. It's like when I used to work with Wacky and he sneezed and unbeknown to him he still had a big green snot hanging from his chin after he thought he'd wiped his snout. A wifey pointed it out and he ran red faced to the bogs, where he rang me at my desk and asked me to bring him his coat cos he was so embarrased he had to go home cos he couldn't face his colleagues after this, he's been on the dole ever since. Some people are micey.

Whooops, I seem to have posted this topic twice. Can someone delete one?

whose been to the toilet to shake her lettuce and has come back with a bit of toilet roll hanging from the top of her thong that pertrudes from the top of her pants. Ah simple pleasures! No-one has the heart to tell her, hopefully when she goes for a brown touchdown she'll rectify the problem.

Turn up for the interview wearing nothing but a crusty sock around your knob, sit down as if nothings wrong and then proceed to whack yourself off.

You're on the fucking breadline Wacky, what's this job you think you've got, every week it's another job that fails to materialize, your lass must despair of you.

Going back to my housing law days (a long time ago like) I'm pretty sure theres a magic figure of ten years in which the L.A could take action if they became aware of the breach of the permission. Thats why I said that it in practice you probably wouldnt experience any repurcussions if you didnt get permission as the L.A. would not be aware of it in any event (though it might be a deterrent to a future buyer). I'd run it by your builder though as he sounds kosher and will be well aware of the situation. Don't think he's just trying to drum up business for his mate-though you could always use somebody else if you get the feeling he's too hard sell on that. 80159[/snapback] So what about this new thing Prescott is bringing in, you pay more tax if you've got a conservatory or a loft conversion, I even read that they are gonna use satelites to see if houses have had work done. So do i need to get some camoflage for my velux's? Or maybe a blind with a roof tile pattern on?

Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. 80132[/snapback] 80140[/snapback] Hound tbh!

We'd be using it as a bedroom and wouldn't be selling it for decades, well as long as wor lass doesn't do my head in that is. So is it all forgotten about then after 10 years? If i didn't get permission and then sold it say in 20 years?

Bastid! 5-a-side would be better and I've now found my true vocation, standing in goal. In all seriousness, I'm a lot fitter since the notorious little-Swedish-girl incident so can play out if we're desperate. I'm a lean mean grilling machine, or something. 80043[/snapback] Was she mean about your physique too? The cheeky little shit, I thought the double nutmegs was insult enough. My fitness has gone from bad to 'lamentable' so a rolling* 5 a side would seriously mitigate the chances of an all out cardiac arrest tbh. Disappointed to hear about Wacky not being up for it, though of course the head height rule could descend into farce if he was on the pitch. Shame like as I get the impression he could have done a job. No surprises re Gemmill mincing off again like. And I'll state this now so theres no problems about it on the day, neither Alex or Peasepud will be receiving one pass from me . Jesus wept tbh. Agree with Ritchies comments btw. *'rolling' being the operative word in my case. 80051[/snapback] Same reason he wont go to Lightwater Valley! 80058[/snapback] Touching kids, I heard. 80060[/snapback] Touching cloth I heard too.

Please god let him be on there's.

Anyone had/got one done? Had 1 quote so far (£15000) was planning to get 4 or 5 before any decisions were made. Anyone know anything about planning permission for this kind of thing? As i'm not building onto the house do i still need it? The builder said I did but then he said he'd recommend someone to do the plans so I thought perhaps he was trying to drum up business for a mate. Anyway can I do it without planning permission? Or do I risk some jobsworth coming round and telling me I've got to rip the whole thing out?

I would keep a close eye on the shit pushing bastard, to have your lottery winnings stolen is one thing, by a raving hom is another. Make sure he puts the right numbers on as i used to work with this right thick cunt who ended up costing us a monkey on the irish lottery through not checking the tickets properly 80092[/snapback] Hello! I was flush that month!

Poor dwarf bastard gets some stick on here like, it's just as well god blesses these midgets with a canny sense of humour. Anyway it wasn't Wacky, couldn't be, I said a bloke at work and Wacky's dole scum! He's addicted to skunk you know, ever since someone in the Byker Wall told him it gets you high! Thick as fuck!

Bastid! 5-a-side would be better and I've now found my true vocation, standing in goal. In all seriousness, I'm a lot fitter since the notorious little-Swedish-girl incident so can play out if we're desperate. I'm a lean mean grilling machine, or something. 80043[/snapback] Was she mean about your physique too? The cheeky little shit, I thought the double nutmegs was insult enough. My fitness has gone from bad to 'lamentable' so a rolling* 5 a side would seriously mitigate the chances of an all out cardiac arrest tbh. Disappointed to hear about Wacky not being up for it, though of course the head height rule could descend into farce if he was on the pitch. Shame like as I get the impression he could have done a job. No surprises re Gemmill mincing off again like. And I'll state this now so theres no problems about it on the day, neither Alex or Peasepud will be receiving one pass from me . Jesus wept tbh. Agree with Ritchies comments btw. *'rolling' being the operative word in my case. 80051[/snapback] Same reason he wont go to Lightwater Valley!

that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke. I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question! A preminition me thinks.

Has Saville fixed it for anyone yet? Bet Jodie Marsh is gutted she went out first, she could have got a new snout!

Against West Ham he got forward well and whipped a few good crosses in, he's better than Babayaro and Elloitt imo.

So will SMO, he's got a lovely set of titty biscuits due to the excess weight he's carrying, not unless he's growing them for when the bairn comes in case his lasses nipples get sore and she needs a break from the breast feeding 79875[/snapback] Woah, man boobs? Now I admit i'm carrying more timber than I've ever done before but there's no hint of man boobs! Anyway haven't a couple of the lasses volunteered for cheerleading yet. Could go either way like. So are you playing Wacky? I'm going to but mainly cos I wanna see what all these people look like. Chooper Wallace could make a much awaited comeback???

Me too like. 79803[/snapback] In skimpy cheerleaders outfits? And half time bj's?

Long distance for me to travel for a training session... 79971[/snapback] Well as long as you promise your not shite and you do some training on your own! I've never spent any time on N-O but i'm not losing to those twats!

I'll play, up front preferably but centre midfield wouldn't be the end of the world. We'll need a training session together I reckon!

Your joking aren't you? A lass at work said she had one, daft bint didn't say nowt about it costing that much like, first scan I went to with wor lass we got a few photos, told the lass we'd forgotten to get tokens and we'd get them on the way out, aye right. 78821[/snapback] No wonder the NHS is fucked with losers like you kicking about, £3 a go as well 78826[/snapback] I think you'll find the NHS was the loser on this occasion my friend! In these times of frugality i'll be fleecing all and sundry, including you!

My money's on Mark... 78786[/snapback] Nah too highbrow for Mark tbh.