Smooth Operator

Fuckin' ell! do you know those? 92215[/snapback] Intimately! They're called Pinky and Perky! 92216[/snapback] Never seen them or touched them, but he's wanked over them many a time ! 92217[/snapback] It's amazing what you can find when you do a google image search, keyword cleavage!!!!

Fuckin' ell! do you know those? 92215[/snapback] Intimately! They're called Pinky and Perky!

WOWSER!!!

Easy:

Aye that's the lad, never met him meself but if he's owt like Wacky and his mates he'll be a piss head, drug-addict!

Paris, Texas along from Luckies in the toon. Had heard good things about it, so went there last night with wor lass and the bairn. I got the Chicken Dijon which was the blandest thing ever to pass through my lips. Wor lasses pizza didn't look up to much and the bairns pizza of which I had a slice was minging, on top of that we had to wait 40 minutes for our meal. The waiter asked me if everything was alright as he cleared our plates away, I said, "No not really", so he knew not to expect a tip. It's funny how they don't want to know if you say you didn't enjoy it.

I know the lad who's got that place, not Pannini's the one over the Coast Road. 92187[/snapback] It's called the Deli at the mo? Small world this eh.

Perhaps your rancid turd has melted the soil pipe and infiltrated the electric supply and short circuited the lights? I heard on the radio that this Derek geezer used to play for Liverpool? Can't be true can it?

Is this Beano's Deli the place opposite Crosslings at the top of Benfield Road? If so it should be a success cos the competition (Pannini's) over the road is minging, me and Wacky got some lunch from there a while ago and had to chuck 3/4's of it away it was manky!

I've got a video on my phone of what can happen if you start wanking in the presence of hounds. This lass is having a crafty she-wank when all of a sudden a hound appears out of nowhere! You can guess the rest!

I'll fill one in for you mate.

Savage, Anton Ferdinand (seems even more up himself than his brother), Luque, Lebeouf.

Julian Clary - Mincing twat. Chantelle is boiling my piss now as well, why does she need to be on the front of the Star every fucking day? Darren Day, Tony Adams, Jodie Marsh - no reasons needed. Charlie out of Lost cos he's managed to pull Kate out of Lost in real life!

I'll pick my game up tonight!

It may well be but I am devoid of the ability and patience to play such games!

I ensure you that Wacky doesn't have access to any of my family albums tbh, so there's little chance of any photo's of me being posted on here, I would post one of me simply to satisfy the female population of the board (and Meenzer) but I don't know how to.

off my sister's boyfriend, got 16 games with it too. I want to know what the crack is with the likes of Grainger Games for swapping games, there's a few platform games (or whatever the likes of Splinter Cell is classified as) that i'm hopeless at and would rather swap them for a few sport games. Do you just go in and do straight swaps or depending on the age of the game can you do a part ex?

Female streaker misses the point and is met with fierce protests on pitch!

He's a lazy ni**er © Ron Atkinson

Named after her cats actually! 90745[/snapback] So what's the lads name? I used to play 5 a side with a load of the lads that worked there. It's a small world! You know people there, Manc-Mag's eaten there.

He's popular in Indian soccer circles. ??

Alreet Eminem.

If you really want to impress her then the Singing Hinny is the place to go, good for a bit of footsie in there too, failing that I'd plum for Belle and Herbs at the bottom of Wacky's street, you've got to have a stomach like the half ton man to finish off the Big English breakfast in there like. £2.50 for heels, not bad. I find the price of shirts in charity shops a bit steep tbh, seeing as i got a darzer one brand new from Mexx at Royal Quays last night for £4 they want £3 for a crusty old chequey number belonging to an incontinent tramp! 90106[/snapback] Pretty sure that's catmag's mate's place. Or it used to be anyway. 90437[/snapback] Is it? My mate works there, I've only been in twice, once for a almighty Big English and then for a pea and ham soup & hot beef sarnie lunch, sarnie was nice but my soup was cold, unless pea nad ham soup is supposed to be cold?

She'll be off to see your boss pretty soon - another bollocking on the way SMO? 90682[/snapback] No fortunately she's not like that. And I've not really received any bollockings, just investigations as to my actions which consistanly rile management! 90686[/snapback] I'm surprised you didn't want another confrontation, just so you can make them look like arseholes again! 90704[/snapback] It's all too easy nowadays, the important people are already aware of such arseholeism!

HOLLA!!! Word up my Indian buddy, whose your favourite Toon player? Bowyer?