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Smooth Operator

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  1. He'll do exactly the same thing there if he hears a sniff of a "big" club might be interested he'll spit his dummy and demand to leave. If 6 mill and Taylor is true then it's a good fucking deal for a player who runs down more dead ends than someone who is employed solely to run down dead ends. French fuckwit.
  2. You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard!
  3. Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts! Its a good job you're pretty cos you sure ain't quick! Just gave yourself away there pet! I was only wanting to get the harbour wall reference in there really.
  4. Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. Smells like a harbour wall then by all accounts!
  5. I gave up on it at series 3, was doing my head in got the impression that the writers were simply making the shit up as they went along and had no real direction to it, shame cos i liked the first 2 series. The more new characters that came in the more confusing it got, tried a couple of times to get back into it but to no avail.
  6. Tbf Charles is a young and undoubtedly ill advised young head strong Frenchman/boy. His tete is probably spinning with all that has gone on aujourd'hui! Poor prick, he'll not sleep tonight!!
  7. 2 posts into forum life and you've just lost 99% of it's members! Kinnear is a joke, an embarrasment, a liability, and most importantly a shit manager. lol really you cant say that - the team has no morale, and i know its his job to sort that out but can you blame them? they have joey barton in the changing room wet willying every player with a foreign background michael owen who is probably going and they know it a defence which cant tackle to save their lives a keeper who has pretty much gone and... what he really needs to do, and i know this is obvious... he needs to get some money together, forget about the front and the midfield, on paper its got to be one of the best... he needs to get spending on solid defenders - spend big - just get someone who can make a fuckin tackle! Your ideas on the game of football and the state of our club are delusional. That is all.
  8. E mail sent, as follows: From Smooth Operator, As a prominent member of a well established Newcastle United Fans Forum (Toontastic.net) I would like to say that on behalf of the majority of our members, having conducted an online poll this evening that we loyal Newcastle United fans are FOR Kinnear!! Insomnia OUT, we're FOR Kinnear!!
  9. Can someone email SSN and tell them that we are all for Kinnear!!! See if they read it out What's their e mail address?
  10. I don't trust FM or CM prodigy's ever since the illusion was shattered with Vincent Kompany and his subsequent "performances" at Man City.
  11. 2 posts into forum life and you've just lost 99% of it's members! Kinnear is a joke, an embarrasment, a liability, and most importantly a shit manager.
  12. If he's not replaced at the end of the season whatever our final league position then Ashley is making a clear statement that he has no intention of making us a winning, trophy competing club or even a top 6 club and he is happy to run us for whatever profit he can grind out with no regard to results on the pitch, relying on a fanbase that will be there come what may and sqeezing them for every penny the fat cunt can get out of them.
  13. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6dUAd_Nqc-s or http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AKGIA0pdJQ8&...feature=related Leave your Lovejoy prejudice's at the door.
  14. If he wont play we can fine him for refusing and save some pennies? This will no doubt appeal to skin flint Ashley.
  15. Big nose Thompson ripping into us on SSN like. Saying players don't want the fucking ball.
  16. Jonas will have been sprucing up his wardrobe in Primark in preparation of his impending move to Chelsea.
  17. RIP I've lost a lot of pussy over the years but have always consoled myself with new pussy and it's amazing how quick you get over the old one.
  18. i'm going with it being a lass!! (or smo) Either way you'll be getting the good stuff my son!
  19. What have i ever done to be tarred with this Soccermom tag!! She's a fucking cock tease plain and simple and I've got nothing to do with it!! Meenzer, do I know her? Anyway I seem to be getting a whole load of unwarranted grief over it and it's not me, I've sworn to Wacky it isn't and my word is as good as my cock. SMO done!
  20. Anyon remember Seany off a couple of series ago? The Irish one with the dodgy tracksuit tops and curly mullet. Well Wacky looks exactly like him! And the geezer short bloke out of Snatch who was on Soccer AM this week as well for that matter, Stephen Graham i think, doppleganger!
  21. Fuck off Joe please so we can try and get a proper manager in who isn't a walking talking embarrasment.
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