Smooth Operator

heart has stopped!! Aged 83, RIP.

For as good as Shay is he's shite at pens!

Benni hit the post

Dear god Carroll!

Butt can't hit his wife's minge from an inch away so he was never gonna fucking score that chance!

All survived apparently!

A team full of no marks who play with no passion or pride, a 2 bit manager who still can't believe he's got this job and will do just about anything to hold onto it and a board and owner who are a laughing stock with no idea of how to run a football club. Championship anyone?

Indeed. The local resident quoted at the bottom of that article is my Dad's partner. And my dad's, whats going on? You're typing shite as usual, nowt else. My fatha has been doing her for ages, when did your old man get into her furry purse? He only does her up the backdoor Barrymore due to his repressed homosexual tendancies. Or so I'm told.

Come on spill the beans, who is this, or at least pm me her facebook address!!

Indeed. The local resident quoted at the bottom of that article is my Dad's partner. And my dad's, whats going on? You're typing shite as usual, nowt else. Handbags Greg, handbags!

I'd be foaming if i was a Liverpool fan even though they are sitting on top of the league. Rafa's a petty prick and his squad rotation policy is laughable at times.

You should have went to Woolies before it shut, could have got yourself a nice one for a fiver!

Aye and we got Collucini?

Went to a auction today up at the Marriott at Gossy Park, it was a Customs and Excise Bonded Warehouse auction, had loads of fine art, funiture, lcd hd tv's, laptops, etc, etc. All really low reserves i.e £50 starting price for laptops and £100 for all tv's. So I was keen to see what some of the laptops would end up going for as my mate wanted one but couldn't attend so i had £300 to spend on their behalf, the first one up was a Toshiba Satellite with 1GB memory, 15.4" screen and I thought if i can get this for between £250 - £300 all in then jobs a reasonably good un, some stupid fucker bid £475 to get it then on top of that there is the 10% premium to the company running the auction then the 15% VAT, so a total of £593.75 to pay!! That's fucking ridiculous so I put it down to over eagerness of the bidder on the first laptop lot, i was wrong, next one is a Acer 5920 with 2gb memory 160 hard drive, webcam et all, bid that won - £500, 25% on top of that - £625!!! Fuck this I thought, I got exactly the same Acer model for £449 from Tesco exactly a year ago and they are coming to an auction for a bargain and ending up paying well over the odds, surely they'd have done their market research and would much prefer to buy in a store? There were some bargains had by a select few but i was struck my how much people were paying for "art" thinking the credit crunch isn't affecting some people at all who can think nowt about spending £1600 on a pair of Tiger portraits!!

I'd be happy with 8 mill plus Michael Johnson.

Football boots in the main have been crap for years, all that multi coloured bullshit. I go for Speciali's everytime but not those in that link they are rank, the originals you can still get in Sports Soccer for £55 but gtting my size is always an issue.

LoL this coming from the lad supporting a team that let fabregas and god knows how many b-team players go for peanuts can't wait till you end up paying 20m or more to get them back You know why we let him go for peanuts? Because we have one of the best youth academies in the world. Xavi and Iniesta, both of whom came through our youth academy, were our starting midfielders and would be for years to come. He had to option for waiting for his chance, but he chose to leave. Fair enough to him. But we can afford to do that because for years, we have invested in our own infrastructure, we produce a majority of our own players. Also, we always give our youngsters a chance to make it, each year a handful of them get promoted to the first team. Its a model that premiership teams like yourself would do well to follow, you won't see results for 5-10 years, but after that, you will be relatively self sustaining. If Ashley really wanted to invest in Newcastle, he should invest in helping Newcastle create a world class youth academy. chompchomp Entering into an arguement with a Barca fan over whose club is run best is a foolish idead my friend!

All his skill is in his hair!

yeah nice one fair weather! Oh fuck off i've been sitting fucking about with 4 different streams since kickoff each of which keep cutting out, which i tend to do every weekend... it's not worth the hassle to watch that ballocks frankly, i'll catch the highlights on motd calling me fair weather when your sitting at home and fucking live within commuting distance to the ground Fair weather fuck wit!!! I'm ill full of flu gave my ticket away for what it's worth. how the fuck am I "fair weather" because i'm sick of pissing about with streams ah go fuck yourself ya whining cunt. got the flu so can't goto the football, ya big girl I'm only winding you up you big nancy boy. You're a true blue gunnuer gooner! Bang bang!

yeah nice one fair weather! Oh fuck off i've been sitting fucking about with 4 different streams since kickoff each of which keep cutting out, which i tend to do every weekend... it's not worth the hassle to watch that ballocks frankly, i'll catch the highlights on motd calling me fair weather when your sitting at home and fucking live within commuting distance to the ground Fair weather fuck wit!!! I'm ill full of flu gave my ticket away for what it's worth.

yeah nice one fair weather!

2-1 west ham cole, shit

Seems to have sorted itself out on the link i posted earlier

This is working fine now it's halftime, will probs fuck up again when it goes live to the game: http://www.veetle.com/viewChannel.php?cid=48cb03bd8ab18

Does your picture keep fucking up mate? Yes, switched to another link. Mine seems to have sorted itself out