Smooth Operator

It's mainly boy bands from 1990 onwards if that your bag? Not really. So had you down as a big fan of the likes of 911, Another Level, Bros, McFly, One Erection......

It's mainly boy bands from 1990 onwards if that your bag?

These aren't CDs you can't get at any music store so the eBay thing to me will be pointless and just leave me with unsold CDs much like if I took them to a car boot and got 50p say for half of them I'd still be lumbered with the rest. I'm happy to take £35 for the lot like just wondering if they might reject any for scrathes to the boxes.

I am, digitally, and then getting paid for the CDs and saving space having to store them.

Anyone used it? Just stuck 68 albums on there and am getting £35. Can't part with everything even though it's all in my itunes library. Anyone know of similar sites for books?

I'm tellling you a brown fingers getting inserted man for def. I know a lass who that happened to when she was dancing in Blu Bambu, kid just went up and lifted her dress up and it went straight up no bother apparently, she must have been relaxed as fuck! A lad at work was telling me about a Florence and the Machine gig at some student union. Apparently that Florence bird did a stage dive, and anyway she's floating on top of the crowd, gradually makes her way back to the front and gets onto the stage and grabs the microphone all stern-faced, and goes "Whoever did that, and you know who you are, that is fucking disgusting. Totally unacceptable." Some chancer had taken the opportunity to do a spot of star-finger-fucking. Asking for it by the sounds of it.

Lezza: Lets face it Newcastle's not a hot country.

I'm tellling you a brown fingers getting inserted man for def. I know a lass who that happened to when she was dancing in Blu Bambu, kid just went up and lifted her dress up and it went straight up no bother apparently, she must have been relaxed as fuck!

If i was to sum up clubbing as a general activity...here fuck off pet.

Nah she just loves to look like a bloke for the last 15 years, haway man ffs.

Aye i've got a shipping and trading company in Byker, ok so thats all above board and legit then mate.

Here we gan they are ganning oot on the toon, hope some chancer drops them a brown finger on the dancefloor in Baja.

Dare I say that was truly moving...

I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? x 2 - 3 But seriously - she'd be hurting after I've finished with her You can have her mate, minging. I've never had a pick of bother with any of the posh birds i've been out with, it's the commoners i've been with that've caused the bother on a daily basis. And posh birds are dirtier fucking hands down.

I'd give them 2 posh blondes plenty of love and attention.

The Byker Yummy Mummy's club, it's like an under 18 female youth club night ffs.

I'm not sure what the dark lass is doing on her like, she's in a new built house done owt nice enough and obviously better dressed than the other 3 too so wondering if she qualifies simply for not having a job? But then that Shauna works in the Gormans at Shields Road so how does she qualify? Oh just remembered she lives in the Byker Wall, poor sod.

She's a rug-muncher, no wonder you were left talking to her in the boozer.

Last one tonight, they gan oot on the toon with nee knickers and nee bras on propa belta - Hufty's got a hard on.

It's that fucking Dynamo kid. There's a time and a place for magic, dickface. Aye he's nicked all the coppers shields, mugs they've not even realised.

They are just taking the piss now, planks.

My handle? Tbh honest i havent a clue how it works i just follow a few interesting people, never "tweet" myself and aint got a clue about this whole hashtag thing, my mac keyboard hasnt even got a hashtag key!

Right this has to stop NOW, the poor lass out of the Sugababe's is breaking her heart on twitter: Amelle_berrabah: Please london, stop the riots!! This is not the city I know and love. Its breaking my heart.xxx Thoughtless bastards.

West Boldon? New Delhi by the look of it like.

This sketch is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.