Smooth Operator

I'm after a dog not yo momma, pow!

Good to see you read my post properly before you got high and mighty!

Looking at pornos in the graveyard at the bottom of the street with "older boys"!

Aye and that's at a circuit where they didn't think DRS would be as effective, Brundle made the point that it was supposed to bring cars side by side but it's taking them clean past

Certifiable! Hairy, baldy, short legged, long legged, I've taken plenty of bitches for a walk on my lead.

Bastard German spunk hound wins again, only relief being that none of the coverage was on him, best part of today's race being the battle between JB and LH team mates on the limit passing each other fairly makes great watching as does all the overtaking this year.

Chillax rude boy I am aware they might be dressing a turkey as a rolls royce, not like your lass on Shields Road last night when I seen her going in the Raby.

Anyone been to a F1 Grand Prix before? I'm wanting to go to one, ideally abroad but don't want to be spending an absolute mint. Was thinking Turkey might be a possibility, Spa is closer but is the circuit fan friendly? If memory serves me right its mostly woodland that the track covers therefore less seats undoubtably at a higher price perhaps? Put off by the British GP as its apparently a nightmare getting to and from the track.

It's ten month so the training and stuff should be done, good with kids apparently too going off the advert. I've read about them possibly being stubborn and jealous like which is why ideally she wanted to get 2 but someone let her down at the last minute with 2 brothers who were free to a good home now having to fork out to cheer the Bairns up!

Anyone had one of these/got one? Any tips what to look for? My ex is getting one for the Bairns so just trying to make sure she doesn't come back with a 3 legged cat that doesn't speak English.

I dont normally comment on the deaths of most of those we create threads for but this man was a legend. One where the word legend doesn't actually cover how big he was in the world of golf, was it not for him and his achievements the European tour as it is today wouldn't exist and the European Ryder Cup victories wouldn't be what they are today. RIP Seve.

Not too bad on my phone but shit on my mac. I see the arcade's been dumped unless its hiding somewhere i've not discovered and we could get rid of a few needless members i.e Kevin, J69, the Jusoda Kid and anyone foreign, should quicken it up a bit like.

Bernard, what an absolute waste of talent.

My mate plays the main male character, he's called David Leon, he's from Gosforth, had a small part in Rocknrolla and a few other bit part roles after a stint in kids tv presenting for a few years. He's just had a short film he co-directed win an award in the Tribeca film festival run by De Niro.

Ranger for the Danish pro-footballer impersonator at half time please Alan.

Surely you don't need to be told just to photoshop the product over each of the candidates, then post thephotos up on here with a poll and the one with the most votes gets the gig. Easy.

Whee's on the bench?

we've dominated possession last 5/10 mins just a shame were so toothless upfront.

Booed every time he touches the ball.

Aye thats another, this useless kid at work said there was only one like. Numpty.

Got to be Harper actually, he was my first guess but i was told it was wrong, but checking his appearances he played in 98/99 seaon and 99/2000 season, all through the "naughties and obviously this year too.

Nope, don't know answer myself but they played in the 70's, 80's and 90's apparently.

Which player has played for the toon in 3 different decades?

Just saw a replay of their goal - what was Enrique doing standing behind the fucking line! Kieran Dyer-esque.

Cum hungry fuck bucket what she is, lucky bastard Ryan, would love to enter her Welsh dragon!