Smooth Operator

Zidane Gazza Luis Enrique Rui Costa

Just an iphone 4S by the look of it so far, can't see them releasing 2 new phones on the same day unless the 4S is gonna be considerably cheaper than the iphone 5

Still 1 in prison for it, so it's not as if they have no idea who did the deed. If they are innocent - which appears to be the case, then it's obviously fantastic that they've been freed. Can't imagine their emotions. Still got to deal with the aforementioned appeal of the appeal as it were so it's not over for them yet. Her and her boyfriend told a pack of lies and as I said changed their stories countless times....looks like the dna evidence was flawed, perhaps a fuck up in collecting it on the police's side, perhaps they got lucky and didnt leave a trace, perhaps someone got paid off. But this pair were present when she was murdered, they turned up in the morning saying they hadn't been there...wtf were they trying to hide? A steaming pile of horse shit

A private jet laid on by US TV networks if rumours are to be believed, she'll be live on Oprah by tomorrow tea time!

I don't get this feeling for the family now tbh, yes their daughter was murdered which is tragic in any circumstances but they are after justice for her and that's what they've got now under Italian law. The police for their part bungled their handling of the case and DNA evidence below the acceptable level of proof was used to send 2 innocent people to jail for 4 years. The Kercher family have grieved and will grieve forever no doubt but it doesn't mean justice shouldn't be served for these 2. And all this about her being forgotten is rubbish she's not at all, a man who was found guilty on appeal is serving 16 years for her murder, there is your justice.

Not guilty, I knew it.

That fruit flavoured shit looks minging.

You started badly but you pulled it back - most mongs get that wrong and type sivil like a kid in the Vodafone shop when he asked my occupation.

There was a weird bloke we coined "Loony Eric" when we were younger (remember him Meenzer?), he strolled round South Gosforth/Gosforth High Street rummaging through bins picking up discarded sarnies and pasties for a snack, talking to himself and getting constant grief of the school kids for his obvious trampy behaviour. Anyway fast forward to 5 years ago and my daughters christening at the church in town by Waterstones and the club shop, behind Fenwicks. Don't know why it was held there tbh but you have to go with the flow sometimes. So the service includes the christening and there's the usual congregation and my family, friends, etc and....yes "Loony Eric" who'd swanned in half way through apparently to qualify for the free tea and biscuits after the service. Thankfully I had no idea he was in there (or i'd have asked him to step up and be godfather obv), but afterwards my mates were saying he was sat in the rows behind them stinking the place out. Then to compound the madness low and behold when we got the photo's back there's one from the back of the church mid-ceremony as the bairns getting a soaking and on the left side of the pews is "Loony Eric" successfully etching himself into my momentous life events and memories!

The murderess or the Blyth slappers? The innocent American, I wouldn't even speak to a bird from Blyth

2 options my friend, spell check or a fucking education!

I'd risk it like.

Sorry, what?

Aye did I mention I've just started off as a self-employed Private Investigator.

More so about getting my chops around a hot fresh sausage

Tbf I was taking photos of gregg's for the wank bank, Jonas just happened to get in the way.

Aye but did he show Jonas and his bird the picture of his cock before or after these snaps? Standard procedure dictates that you get the cock pic in ASAP

I'm a pro man, I waited til he went in to the departure lounge then hit on his bird when she was on her way out obviously.

Aye what's wrong with that? There's fuck all else to do when your waiting for someone to get their bags!

It looked like a tuna crunch to me. Then he went in for the kill, smooth latin long-haired fucker! Enough detail for you?

I'm at the airport and jonas is a few feet away tucking into to a Gregg's sarnie and some cheese and onion crisps. He fucking loves it up here like!

Pen all day that lol

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL JONAS JONAS JONAS!!!

River please...

Great school as it happens, with only one priest knocking about, and I've watched and evaluated him closely, I'm 99% certain he's not a beast. That 1% though is a killer