Smooth Operator

So it's not coincidence that he bought a house next to one? He lives above the Raby Hotel mate on Shields Rd, he can literally see their ovens switch on. I'm never anymore than half a click away from the nearest Gregg's, what reason would I have to dare stray so far? Unthinkable.

There's neither a water cannon on these shores nor a law allowing there use on British mainland my friend. Yes there is, Green Goddess? Not according to a news report i read earlier, they are all in Northern Ireland where also they are the only place they are legally allowed to use them and a decisions not been made to bring them over here as yet. These shores and british mainland therefore excluding Northern Ireland.

White socks are ok with jeans and trainers. Aye but the cunt's got no trainers and he's about to give his jeans away. Non-white socks are a must in that situation. Given the circumstances the dark keggs are sensible though. What's un-fucking-forgivable though is the t-shirt tan line.

There's neither a water cannon on these shores nor a law allowing there use on British mainland my friend.

White socks are ok with jeans and trainers.

I'd rather take a beating at the hands of a gang than remove any item of my property. But same time respect those who choose to avoid the inevitable.

Ashley getting in on the act now, is there no low he can't hit?!? http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/midwest-sl...ore-only/992636 The beauty of this deal is that it appeals to both vigilante and rioter/looter/scumbag.

No

I've just discovered Mila Kunis, mother of all that is holy!

My boss is straight out of the David Brent school of management, it's as if he's watched the office and lives it out everyday. His favourite saying is "common sense approach" and then goes on to devise an unwieldy complex solution to a problem that never really existed just to justify his existence. He addresses individuals with the greeting "hello tiger" which makes me fucking cringe and spend most my time avoiding any contact.

Well there you go then, see what happens when you don't read any of the thread your posting in!

I've just had a text saying he's gone to Liverpool for 8 million, cant find out to verify it elsewhere though.

Sounds about as bad as Malcolm Macdonald's opinions on the matter on Real Radio earlier, he's not got a clue about the club he's representing on there like. Was talking about the Merseyside click that needed breaking up, what Nolan whose been gone a while, and Barton obviously then who Malcolm, that dressing room dynamo Ryan Taylor? He was off the opinion Ashley didn't get involved a great deal in contracts being decided also, bollocks IMO he's just probably the silent assassin get Llambias to do his dirty work, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he had a hidden mic in the room when Llambias is meeting the players and their agents to discuss contracts sitting in another room listening in the fat cunt.

Fuck that. If Charlotte Jackson gets the presenting job tho I'll be all over it like white on rice! Cloud cuckoo land the pair of you... More likely to be a return of James Allen or someone of that ilk! Surely they've got to put a pair of tits in the pit lane at least.

Whats the crack with a fully comp driver driving another fully comp drivers car? Is it right that the driver driving the other persons vehicle is only covered 3rd party if they have a bump?

You in the Goose, in town, hadaway and shite man.

I wouldn't even touch it for the first ten minutes, i'd just sniff it.

Fuck that. If Charlotte Jackson gets the presenting job tho I'll be all over it like white on rice!

Fucking joke, back to the ad breaks in the middle of the race and no doubt a cheap and chatty production experience.

Are you for fucking real!? They're all dogs! I'm far from serious, the 2 blondes would get it. And I'd let the half cast Geordie suck me off. Can't say fairer than that.

It's fair to say I'd smash them all even the Geordies! I was about to say they stuck them in a house in Walker with a massive telly to experience the rough way of life but no that's about right like, pay £2.50 a week for 30 years to pay for the fucker.

BBC 3 now. "What do u think they will do when when they get here?" "Eeeee I think they'll shit themselves!"

Shalom!!

Feel a bit sorry for him tbh in this instance you can hear a short sharp whistle right at the start of the clip and from his body language as he turns and back heels it, i'd say he's telling truth that he thought he was offside.

How could they be 20 out on who died on the island? Bizarre Counted some bodies twice apparently.