Smooth Operator

I'm forever switching hard drives me like.

Mug could've got sixty from grainger games.

Canny pair of conks of Colo and Jonas like, and all the camouflage in the world isn't gonna help Derek Wright!

I actually had a quite similar situation this morning at work.... Went in to work admittedly with a touch of morning glory, anyway my bitch of a manager wouldn't let me go to the traps to work one out and get rid of the trouser-truncheon I was sporting. So the inevitable happened and the smart blonde turned in for work in another dangerously short skirt and I shot my load all over my desk within the minute. So there I am post-coital unable to move and only capable of sparking up a tab let alone think about doing any work, the bitch of a manager wouldn't even clean my desk up and I'd be fucked if i was gonna do it, if she'd have just let me go to the bogs to knock one out this would never have been an issue but now my mothers coming in tomorrow to play holy helll with my boss for the undue stress caused by me shooting my load all over my desk in front of my colleagues. Accident lawyers have already been appointed am im now expecting a nice lump sum for my stress. I never expected such treatment in the civil service.

Right well i obviously take all that genuine concern back! Soz, seen you reading the thread and couldn't resist a pop. I wasn't reading so much I was more pissing or should I say shitting myself!

Right well i obviously take all that genuine concern back!

An absolute disgrace this mate. You need to go hardbody on the head teacher no doubt about it, no reassuring apology is gonna suffice for the indignity the bairns gone through, the teacher in question wants shot with shit (sorry) I can't imagine owt like that happening at my daughters school but in the event it ever did id be wanting the teacher held responsible to be given the full works disciplinary wise. The bairn doesn't need to know about any action you take with the school so I wouldn't worry on that front, this teacher obviously isn't cut out to deal with all the things that come with dealing with kids of this age and incompetence cannot be tolerated or swept under the carpet.

You bought the old xbox?

Says the bloke who spends most of his spare time with pigeons now that is only friend, SO, has ditched him for the Mrs ? You have far too much invested in me Wacky Get over it. Ha jokes on you cos I don't even have a Mrs! Er

Figo behind the likes of Robben and Eto'o I think not

Someone hit me up with a river via PM please, cheers.

RIP My grandad spend years in the mines, took him to a mining museum a few years back on a day out and he was overcome with emotion, wouldn't go down the lift shaft part of the tour.

Christian Panucci, you can have Robert PIres though

David Luiz Dank Lampard Dennis Lies

He came across quite well and up for a laugh especially when asked about Barton's tweets, just kept repeating that Barton is a top player over and over with a smirk on his face. Never looks like he gets much sleep to me, always with the dark circles around his eyes.

What was the daft cunts bet like?

Was just about to post that, he'll be this seasons Kuqi.

Brown love batty boy.

Wrong side of the law? Nah, he played cricket at my rugby club years ago so when he done his walking from Seaton Sluice to Blyth they finished there. He had this attitude where he wanted to do everything by himself, which is fair enough, but he's shout at anyone trying to help him. He nearly fell off a chair when giving his big speech and then shouted at the women who put her hands out to stop him. Duncan Bannatyne was there though. And yes, he was asked about 50 times to get the round in. I hate him even more than I did before now.

Her lack of intelligence is half of the allure!

Only Bristol City lost me money tonight useless clems!

Amy Childs + Gusset + Big Brother steam room = Spunky fists. URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/97/amychildskerrykatona.jpg/][/url] Ignore Katona!!

Was it S Taylor's goal or what? It's all important for my 1-0 S Taylor first goal bet!?!?!?!

Anyone with a river that they think might get through my works streaming media blocking system PM me please. TIA

I've got a raging erection for Amy Childs