Smooth Operator

Spoken like a true loser.

Excellent What's the vid saying? The links just taking me to YouTube homepage Step by step guide to making an iPad2 into an x-ray camera Mint I'll look dead inconspicuous next time i'm in the park on a sunny/breezy day pretending to take pictures of the bairn enjoying herself while really focussing in on the scantily clad milf's that are bending over left right and centre and i quickly reach for the infra-red device/cling film/ipad2/kleenex in that order. Quick and easy this modern technology lark like.

I have that problems sometimes like.

Nah you don't get "more attractive" than Katy Perry, unless you're called Rihanna. Oooo Na-na.

My car and trainer history would render you both useless and speechless oh lanky one.

Agreed.

I get 55 mpg in my 1.5 TD Megane and me mothers got a saab convertible and it gets 44 mpg so for a 1.9 its not so bad.

Woah woah, i might be a bit receding as i'm in my 33rd year but i've still got a full head, thick as fuck anarl i'll have you know. Just your lass wasnt too happy i keep shaving it, gives her nowt to grab on to when i'm down south giving it the Hannibal Lecter tongue!

Debating shelling out of this bored of my motor at the min: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/image-gallery/...eatured-listing

Fuck off man, you could get married in a pair of Sambas theyre that classy. To me they reek of blokes who've got a pair for footy but then are so tight or unstylish they also wear them socially and it's just not right, cant abide blokes wearing the black ones with jeans like, maybe those coloured one's you could get away with like but not you I used to have a pair of the blue one's and they only ever got an outing for 5 a-side like. Even took a pair of different trainers with me for going to the pub in afterwards such was the no-no of wearing them for owt else.

Take a bow Lewis, if u win from here it'll be class, fully deserved.

Just browsing the last few pages and some of you have some fucked up taste in trainers like. I'm all for Forest Hills and most old school types but some of the shit posted is embarrassing. And for the record Samba's should only ever be worn for playing 5-a-side.

Shame her cunt of a boyfriend wasn't found dead instead, just hearing on the news she'd never touched drugs at all before meeting him.

RIP, but ultimately no real surprise unfortunately

I'll be all over them Latino bitches like white on rice nee bother. Will have to remember to shave me chest tho before i go cos last time i humped a spaniard she was visibly shocked at the hairy torso she was presented with, came round big time though when i dropped me draws and saw what she was dealing with! Ay ay ay!! Flight times/prices are a bit crap, easyjet decent times but pricier than imagined and ryanair better prices but absolutely shite flight times as well as hour plus transfer from Girona.

I could deal with that nee bother but it was the bairn who was injured so i'm going full out for a big pay out!

Get in there Darren Clarke, couldn't happen to a nicer bloke

Anyone used one of these? Always cursed these when their adverts are on tv and said would never use them but am seriously considering it now so any good ones people know of that've worked well for them?

Planning a trip to Barcelona next month hopefully, just wondered if anyone had any tips where to stay and sights not to be missed etc, also where's best to get match tickets in advance? And do I stand any chance of getting tickets to their first home game of season? Cheers.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? And 5,6,7,8...

Now I can't usually stand this Catherine-Cookson-loving-Geordie-when-it-suits bloke but I have to admit quite liking this show. He's genuinely into his fishing and gets excited little a small child on Xmas morning when he hooks.

You'll be bored shitless after 3 days and nights.

Bit of a let down entertainment wise.

4 uninterupted for a whole round now!

4 for me