Brock Manson

Hope Nunez is playing.

Would have him here if we can't get a manager like Hitzfeld. The longer Souness is manager, the more football-related depression ensues.

Has had her offer of wine accepted

means 'accepts'?

Iggy Pop feat. Sum 41 - Little Know It All

48141[/snapback] Well that's this thread finished for me. night. 48143[/snapback] You didn't have to quote it

Go down to Argos and buy two "his" chains.

No the hilton (wasn't asking me? )

Well I'll answer the door to the trickortreaters wearing this: The little shits. And then I'm off to a fancy dress party.

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Saying a certain someone at my school cheats at swimming as they resemble a duck-billed platypus. Me mates couldn't breathe they were laughing so hard.

The Samaritans are good, they've an email which is confidential and they get back to you in about a day. Or just tell her to pick up a phone and dial a counsellor.

Satan in the Spruce Goose

Oasis - Morning Glory Liked the remix for Goal but don't have it.

Aw blesses! You must be uber happy! So who does he look like, mum or dad?

Michael Jackson - Rock With You *dances*

Well the other day I saw a bloke wearing a pair of jeans that were probably meant for an 11 year old. He'd also worn them around his waste so you could see his boxers. Looked a reet twat like

Listening to the album after I read that post. (Haven't listened to it in aaaaaaages )

Where the hell are flying saucers? They were class!

Last film was made 15 years ago? That's quite a range tbh.

A woman goes to the doctor's complaining of a discharge. The doctor asks her into his surgery and, since he's a gynaecologist presumes to poke around and see what the trouble is. "Ok, is that better?" he asks when he's finished. "ooh it was lovely doctor but the discharge is in my ear." replies the woman.

Eminem - Stan

Ooo I get it now!

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