Marvellous Marvin Magler

Snakehips. He's just great. His posts are great. It's all just great. That is enough for one day. Hello.

Marvelous Marv? That's the fella So, what the fuck does one of these sounbridge thingamygiggies do then (so he can read it).

I'm listening as well. This whole business is a fuckin mess. Edit: and I see that only part of my username is displayed since the upgrade! Good job I didn't choose a name like Marvellous Cockburn

Right. That last post of mine took 7 minutes to load up! When the screen finally returned to normal, the toolbar with the '1 New Message' on the right hand side was there for a couple of seconds - but not any longer!!! Now I'm sure snakey was sending me pics of his wife's bits so I would really like to access them (the pics, that is ), but I can't

Yes, I'm on IE and I'm quite confident in saying that I'm sure Snakehips is as well!! Fucked if I'll ever understand computers - it's all Chinese magic to me

Same for me, Snakey. No Login button and I haven't got a clue how to retreive the pm you sent me five minutes ago!!!!!

Took Mrs, er, *checks username* Magler to see 4 and the Silver Surfer yesterday. The first 20 minutes was pretty crap, but once I suspended reality and the plot got going, the movie was canny good. Some good special effects - though Mr Hornblower's bendy/stretchy special effects were pretty poor imo. 7.5 out of 10 on the Magler scale.

Or, OMGTIALUM

Quite right Glad I'm not the first part of your sentence!!

Good shout! Getting back to Taylor, I think the Dutch coach owes Taylor an apology if he did call him a cheat etc. This was only Under 21's ffs and a few people seem to be getting carried away as to the importance of it imo.

I'm guessing it's something about Obafemi Martins' get out clause??? Am I close?

How big is his arm ffs? I've got it written on the side of me cock The letters 'i' and 't', in very small text? Correct! Though it does go to upper case when it's angry!

People who think unobvious acronyms are obvious

How big is his arm ffs? I've got it written on the side of me cock

Cricky ? CRICKY ??? 'twas such a good post up to then!

A lass I work with says his place is nice. Me and Mrs Magler *cough* have said we should go. Perhaps we will some day. Is it 'south of the river' (as snakey would say ) ? I thought it was on that bank that runs from The Side on the Quayside up to the High Level Bridge. Amen Corner iirc. There's a tapas place there too. That's great news, no need for inoculations then

Chris Eubank went out in the rain and got, and I quote, 'Drenthed'!!!!111 I've fuckin' surpassed myself with that one! We have NO chance of signing Drenthe. Forget him.

Weren't these comments part of an article in The Sun? Talksport were talking about it this morning. If Sheeera is asked a direct question, what is he supposed to say - 'No comment' ?? He is in a position to say whatever he likes imo. Also, all this talk of Bellamy being surplus to requirements at L'pool - is this known for definite, or is it just paper talk? Genuine question btw.

Just two days to go - thankfully! Things are too bloody quiet (all round, really, not just for NUFC) on transfers.

A lass I work with says his place is nice. Me and Mrs Magler *cough* have said we should go. Perhaps we will some day. Is it 'south of the river' (as snakey would say ) ?

Quality. You don't get graffitti like you used to. The same door had 'The Ayatollah is a shiite' also scribbled on You can tell I saw these many moons ago . The toilets were in a learning establishment, which goes some way to explain the reason for the high class grafitti.

Talking of 'singature dishes' has anyone been to that Rockerfellas (sp) restaurant and tried his signature dish? (to be honest, though, I can't recall what his 'rockerfellas' dish actually was ) For those who are unaware, Rockerfellas was the name of the restaurant owned by the guy who won a cooking competition on tv.

I once saw a drawing of a semen cell on a bog door with the words 'go to work on an egg' written underneath

Sounds reel posh, like