Marvellous Marvin Magler

Some fur burgers look lovely, yet taste aaful; some look aaful yet taste lovely. Mourinho isn't half a tit sometimes.

I suppose this is the 'Bad Taste Joke' thread, after all!

My mate Snakey makes the best Madras curry known to man. I've not had a madras curry anywhere as good as his - currytastic

Have you tried oohmegoolies.com ??

As the thread title suggests, the media are only waiting for something to happen. During the race on Sunday, the commentators were talking about Hamilton's comments refering to back-markers as 'monkeys'. Should he say something else of a derogatory nature, the press may come down on him like a ton of bricks.

Who's sad enough to have two accounts? Then again daft question. You'd be surprised

Obviously not. We'll just bore the pants off them with our photos though wont we, me old mucker

Could quite possibly have been another semi final if it wasn't for that "Scottish Fuckpig" and those like Gemmill who supported him... *Couldn't be arsed waiting on Leazes coming along to post this, so I thought I would keep the thread rolling by just posting it now. Thats of course if he remembers which persona to log in as.. * He even made specific reference (in his NE5 guise) to Noelie yesterday on NO. Then he tries to claim that he has no idea who this NE5 is, other than that he's admin on a message board that Leazes Mag posts on. I think he may even have confused himself into believing that NE5 and Leazes Mag are different people. It's easy done like!

I have to be honest and say that Snakey has the best taste in music than any person I have ever known. He has a room in his house literally full of LP's and CD's, all shelved and sorted alphabetically. He does like to dance though, so 70's disco is never far from the turntable

Whats he like? Until I find out for myself I'm afraid he's going to be an unfortunate amalgam of the Roxbury boys and the Geordie dancer. I've known Snakey a loooooooooong time. He's basically a harmless chap. But, boy, has he got some moves! He's probably the coolest lad I've ever known And flirting!!!! You aint seen nowt. You should have seen him in early times - what a reputation for the lasses! One former colleague called him 'the best chatter-upper' he had ever seen - though he wouldn't like me to go any further.

Happy Birthday from me, anarl

Which reinforces my thoughts of a Wigan victory. We will have had a fortnight to prepare, they are playing a hard game tonight. Derrrrrrrrrr!! You really are thick sometimes, snakey. We have a game tomorrow night!! And you promised to buy me a pint anarl.

Awwwww, shucks, Marv, you're making me blush. I think you're an okay guy too. I've told you before about calling me 'Marv' Ooooh, touchy today, MARV. Once more, and I'll flatten you.

Awwwww, shucks, Marv, you're making me blush. I think you're an okay guy too. I've told you before about calling me 'Marv'

He wont like me saying this, but he's just 'The Bizz'

Getting my Christmas goodies next week. (even though I tell them not to bother!!) I must say though, that one can't beat a good munch Okay, I haven't had any female contact for two months now and I'm a bit 'horny'. Cut me some slack, will ya's??

Shirt - never more than once. Trousers/Jeans - Varies. Trousers can be worn and hung up in the wardrobe not be worn again for another year. Jeans? Hmmm couple of days I reckon, maybe three. (possibly four). Undercrackers - Jings, anyone who wears them more than a day is a total skank. BUT! What really is interesting about this thread is 'cleaning lady' !!!!!!!!!!!11111111 WTF??????

Where are we, 55? Anyway: Give a proper hand-job. (well, according to my mate Snakey - and he knows everything). Yes, some give a decent enough pull, but, tbh, none of our female friends do it correctly, lbh. Shame really. Though this FACT! shouldn't discourage you goyls from continuing to practice.

Twats! I wanted a chick to answer! I must go, but I shall be back soon in my normal guise Hang loose, homs. And homesses, of course

Have you been to one before? Yep, three or four. I always drink the lads under the table and take the chicks off for a night of fun and frolics afterwards

Awwww, you've lost interest You really will be kicking yourselves when I drop the mask. Especially the chicks, as they could have had the shag of their life. See you at a piss-up - pretty darned soon.

Okay, If you're really not interested in my little guessing game I shall depart from whence I came. EDIT: Oh, and you wont get a snog off me either, Meenzer!

I am of this board. Accept no substitute! I'm bantertastic! Though some would argue against that.

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A High ranking Nigerian official? Wrong!