Toonpack

Yep

So Fists so called HGV lessons were actually aerial refuelling lessons. No-one else could have such a call sign

Bedwetter !!!!

They'll sack off the domestic cups chasing the global exposure $$$$$$$$$'s

FIFA Club world cup, coming to a summer near you in 2025 (it'd better be summer) - players are gonna be fucked !!!!!

History makers

It's a plea for relevance, they think the special connections (myths) are a reflection of other clubs desperate to be associated with them, not them being desperate for the association.

Late 19th Century, Newcastle East End, played in red and white, makes you think, ................... Atletico Bilbao founded by mags.

Resting Jimmy and giving the young spinner a whirl and Foakes in, good stuff. Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Ollie Pope, Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes (c), Ben Foakes, Rehan Ahmed, Ollie Robinson, Jack Leach, Mark Wood.

I was stuck by the number of defenders who he just jinked onto their arses 😂

@PaddockLad Some of these are ridiculous (either left or right foot or head, no bother)

Amazing prizes, like "dinner with me"

As a total aside apropos of nothing - When Shields won the FA Amateur Cup in 1969 (I was there!!) at old Wembley, my dad was speaking to some of the players afterwards (our neighbour was Shields' Captain's sister) and he'd asked what they felt playing at Wembley, to a man they said it was awful and like playing on a cabbage patch and totally exhausting.

Depends how he/she fell, may just have bruises

Such a shame:

I hope Argie's win it and solely for Messi, as well as being one of the greatest of all time (that is indisputable) and the CRonaldo comparisons being a total nonsense, throughout his career (admittedly less so as he's got older) it's always struck me he's been one of the few players who actually looked to stay on his fucking feet as his first thought. when challenged, the art of riding a challenge is all but dead, that run/assist in the semi, he could have gone down a couple of times but didn't. The times players go down under a challenge when they could easy stay on their feet is ridiculous these days and often they (the team) would be in a much better position had they stayed up, drives me nuts, defender goes to ground, brushes attacker and attacker falls down, aye gets free kick but the number of times they would have been clear in masses of space with huge extra xG is ridiculous.

Human flesh bit died a while ago, this cold snap did for the lizard bit yesterday, possibly.

In 1941 at Pearl Harbour, only one ship got underway and was undamaged, that was the USS Phoenix she was sold in 1951 and renamed ...... Belgrano. Random history/Argie fact

You see, this is what sportswashing leads to, now we have sportsfeeding and sportswarming, the evil bastards.

Depends which version turns up, the 1944 version or the shit 1940 version, they had folks lining up to cross the channel in little boats

Aka a moron

The rapist’s not fit to lace Messi’s boots

and Jeff Stelling