Toonpack

Does Dummett count as home grown for Europe squad purposes ? Not sure we have enough of them currently.

Hey, U FO with that shite borderline punnery

Shoot to his right and we're fucked

Yorkshire

Keane needs to drown in his dog's jizz

Why the big white space between your post and the embedded tweet? Is it a representation of the French flag ? (I know, I know)

Oh aye, Tripps is done, first goal on him (again) Tino 1st choice next season, if Tripps wants to stay he’ll have to accept being understudy. Edit - I’d keep Krafth over him

Not having the we were shite talk, pen we should have got, Isak not so deadly, Longstaff (see Isak) unreal clearance off the line by the cunt who only plays well against us. gutted because I hate the Munich hard landers more than anyone, but we’ll stuff Brentford. Hall was superb.

Fucking cunts, but if you don’t take your chances what you expect

Yet another of those fucking days

Fucking mackem cunt

He is nothing if not Capri-cious

Sorry, I shall transit from punnery and try to focus on the fiesta of football that awaits us this evening.

Was he cortina trap

This may make the resident board ginger snap.

96 if I recall from where I stole the pic, so you are pretty damn close

We have a winner ☝️

Steady on little boy

They do, good company and extremely sushiable I’m told.

He’ll be like a katana hot tin roof

Guess who:

True dat I was also there (in the old stand) when we won the Texaco Cup

Isak and Wilson, not trained this week, both ill FFS

It'll be the Big "wherever we have to go down to, to where Man U/Chelsea finish"

You REALLY pissed off that farmer didn't you.