Toonpack

I got a mailer from my local Tory MP (fucking thick cunt brexity Blyth valley) with a questionnaire enclosed, tore questionnaire up placed in the supplied pre-paid envelope and sent it back. Petty I know but felt good.

Why are the mighty Sunlun not in this conversation, is it because they so far out of sight at the top of the league ??

If you were to make a prediction, what would it be ?

You are like the boards E numbers

Could the accountants finally redeem our accountant.

Fuck me, it’s Stock Aitkin and Howmanheyman

St Mirren PAH, St fucking Liedown cunts

Showing your age. Did anyone ever win spot the ball ? Ball always seemed to be in the most unlikely place.

That should have been a red

A most wonderful memory

Could relegating more than one team be considered a genocide ?

Chortle

Just a thought, is this thread some form of Yorkie black op, we're playing a team from Yorkshire and the thread's been started by someone actually in Yorkshire..... Makes you think 🤔

Aye, even in the old, old, days we were told, never pass back on goal.

I follow a parent of one of the Uvalde kids on twitter, there were similar scenes at a Uni in Texas, he posted "how come the police weren't so keen when schoolkids were being murdered".

T'two t'nil, Gordon t'hat t'trick

It's all just a question of scale, he probably needed that licence to be able to legally drive a mini.

Manc cunts winning

Well second best and that Eze is fucking running us ragged

The simple pass was to Isak dammit

A housemaid went into a hotel room after knocking and getting no reply, whlist in the room Ms Vorderman (countdown days) appeared from the bathroom. Aforesaid housemaid was friends with an acquaintance of mine and he took great delight in telling everyone that Ms Vorderman shaved her bits.

I would just like to point out that despite being RETIRED, I am a#3 back and sides and #4 on top (although thinning admittedly) Wahl Lithium-Ion for the clipper nonces

I have a vision of Wiki at work - We've got to install microwave ovens tiktok twat.