Toonpack

Orkward situation

The abortion stance is what is killing the GOP that and the fact that they are run by bible bashing fruitbats (and Putin)

I think we should build a new stadium out by the Airport and call it The Newcastle International Airport Stadium whilst renaming the airport Newcastle United Airport. Just for the fewm down the road obviously. The airport bars should also become "no away fans colours". In seriousness, given we don't own SJP I have my doubts our benefactors would want to spunk hundreds of millions on something they don't own lock stock and barrel, I suspect a new stadium will be the result, feck knows where mind.

Wide of the mark

What’s a duck worth Lewis ?

Saw on twatter, evidently Isak, Barnes and Gordon have only played together for 136 minutes this season, and in that time we’ve scored 8 goals and conceded none (scoring a goal every 17 minutes).

that about covers it, bye am going to bail on this now

Looks like it’s over for MF

Christ HMHM that’s a silly point

Deadly Derek Underwood, dead and likely spinning in his grave 😔

So let me get this straight, you are comparing the analysis skills of, arguably, the greatest striker this country has ever produced against someone who lives in the spare room playing with spreadsheets, AND coming out on the side of the spreadsheet geek ?

Get in !!! We’re catching Villa lads

probably not, but the longer it remains a mathematical possibility the better.

I want City to win the league (which I think they’ll do anyway) and I want us to catch Villa

Although it sticks in the craw a bit, want Arsenal to muller Villa

GLORIOUS

Splendid, the zombie hun bastards.

depends who’s writing the code: **if_shirt=red**

Yes PL of course they were, definitely.

Evidently that’s for the part of the charges they admitted, still something else under consideration.

Hibee bassas (until they were us)

It’s tremendous entertainment.

No love for Celtic, but cheating deed hun cunts can do one

If you’d posted the above we could all relax FFS

As an aside, I am hugely enjoying your "perfect" pedantathon on twitter !!!!