Toonpack

I am seriously concerned there may not be a fair "next election" as we know them (FPP is inherently undemocratic anyway) the way they're changing the laws and all these "special powers"

Gammons/Brexiteers = Anti Mask arseholes, and ironically (or not) they're the fuckers who've been conned by the biggest "conspiracy" in fucking ages.

That's what's needed, main shops should employ security, no mask, no get in. In France the Polis do it, that said they don't have the same population level of arsehole coefficient as we do. It's unbelievable the difference down here to even just up in the Borders

This. One in my local who keeps sending me "you must watch this" videos through fecking messenger

We weren't even locked down properly at all, even at the start (and 3 weeks late), I work with French and Spanish folks, they locked down properly and it was enforced, but as soon as they started to open up again, it turns to shit, and they by and large adhered to the rules or got a slap and a fine off the coppers. Significant lump of population hardly abided by the rules first time, that "fuck it" lump got bigger after Cummings bullshit, no chance those who took the piss first time around aren't goin to do same again especially as the Covidiot conspiracies/anti-mask bollocks has gained traction.

Unless they believe there's a way to a win I doubt it ??, surely they won't like losing as it'd be bad PR.

Evidently all the twats attending Eton, got tested on arrival !!

This, exactly same in the borders, all organised and everyone playing by the rules

Or maybe it’s not worked it’s way up yet

Phone rings - "Hello I'm scouting for NUFC what's Joelinton like" Answer "total cacka" Scout "Great" hangs up Scout to Mikey, "he's just like Kaka, we can get him for £40 million"

Condolences MF, fuck the rules

Memorable moment from my youth (B&W TV days) was on "Shoot" (tv highlight prog) when Wolstenhome was commentating and was heard to say "and the crowd are chanting for Cannell"

“The club and it’s owners” hmmmmmmm

Oops (and it’s on tape)

After the preceding 8 weeks (per ONS) of excess deaths from all causes (which I believe is best measure) running slightly below the 5 year average for same periods, the last 3 weeks reported have gone above average and climbing (14th August by 307, 21st by 474 and 28th by 791) death trend is upwards and currently "high hundreds"/week.

They actually advised WHO etc WAY quicker with this one, initially human to human transmission was not understood. It's been done to death, it's a perfectly natural "thing".

But you didn't and neither did anyone else, apart from Mother Nature !! It'll happen again soon-ish no doubt.

Not really, many epidemiologists/virologists I've seen state that when first discovered it couldn't make that jump. Also seen many of same experts destroying the man made question as nonsense.

Quite right too! Gene Wilder just died and it’s all “look at me, look at me, it’s my birthday”. Contemptible lack of respect !!

50% of the shit on that list is like "come back to the office and waste time/be unproductive" not to mention the probably large wedge some prick got paid to come up with it !!!

They only want you back so their mates' property portfolio's don't crumble

This, not only the thought of an airport and then the plane but the isolation risk on return, zero sympathy for those who whinge about the "panic to get home"

I'm 62 and same, but once the seal is broken..................................................................

Little bastards are clown fish, I used to keep tropical marine fish and the clown-fish fucking bit me, drew blood, got pointy bastard teeth

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