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Is Class IMO Brad Paisley - Album: Time Well Wasted: Song - You need a man round here Line: I haven't been in a room this clean since they took my appendics out Song: - Alcohol Line: I've been making bars big money and helping white people dance, I'm Alcohol

Craig, I doubt this is your intention but that smilie along with that statement looks like something of a BNP message board. Racialist! 120799[/snapback] Erm......how? I'm serious, I didn't realise he was a muslim - not all Turks are, are they? The unsure smiley was simply that, I was unsure he was one... 120921[/snapback] Well, the odds of a Turk not being muslim are close to those of Souness getting reappointed... (according to the CIA 99.8% are) 120967[/snapback] True but of that 99.8% only about 10% regularly attend a mosque, but strangely enough just about all of them observe Ramamdan, even the party animal one's I know.

Closet Mackem tbh 120961[/snapback] so much easier to ease the pain of seeing them win with £130 quid in me skyrocket! 120962[/snapback] Dirty money tbh, cursed like a Pharoes tomb, you'd better get it all spent before Monday 120965[/snapback] should it come in then at least 50 of it will be placed on us in some combo of bets for Monday. I foresee a Shearer hat trick 120966[/snapback] Brilliant plan, just pass the curse onto us why don't you !!!! Spend the Mackem lucre ASAP, and put your own "clean" money on us, otherwise I forsee a stinky old fella, wrapped in bandages limping up your hallway in the dead of night to kill you with sharpened Harry Potter DVD's (am I weird or what)

Closet Mackem tbh 120961[/snapback] so much easier to ease the pain of seeing them win with £130 quid in me skyrocket! 120962[/snapback] Dirty money tbh, cursed like a Pharoes tomb, you'd better get it all spent before Monday

Closet Mackem tbh

Anyone got a link for the Discovery Channel or Nat Geographic ???? We've found the missing link.

Puppetophile tbh

Looking through the microsope for the tweezer etc etc

Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage? 118882[/snapback] Is "flogging the biscuits" a Gemmillism for spanking the monkey ????

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback]

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] DOH I was suggesting a place where "him" and The Mags paths probably crossed

Rockshots ??????

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url. 118858[/snapback] Nice one. 118859[/snapback] Should find an "appropriate" forum and post the URL

Touche BUT the seagulls definitely come from Shields

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats 118775[/snapback] Bollocks!! Its TYNEMOUTH right there FFS Cullercoats is beyond the big field with the aquarium in it - always was always will be 118826[/snapback] Snobery tbh, it only became seen as Tynemouth because HenryVIII was there and they built all them posh apartments and all the locals wanted to be snooty, see history 101 above AND the aquarium is BESIDE the big field not on it

Me and HTT never tell each other anything through normal means. We communicate telepathically. 118810[/snapback] tbh

Aye very like Cullercoats Boating lake

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats 118775[/snapback] That's wrong, it's called Tynemouth boating lake! Cullercoats starts at St Georges church. I was walking past there on Saturday as it happens - it's been taken over by charver sea gulls. Don't look at them the wrong way or they'll have you...... 118780[/snapback] LOOK man !!!! Historically it's Cullercoats Boating lake FACT When HenryVIII beat the shit out of the priory at Tynemouth in 1539 he kept the site as a Royal Castle. As part of that plan he annexed the boating lake from Cullercoats so he could keep his supply of swans there in case he had visitors for tea. He also used it for ducking witches as it was less strenuous than hauling them all the way down to King Eddies Bay The boating lake had belonged to Cullercoats since before the Saxons came (200-300ad-ish), Even the Vikings couldn't take the lake from the Cullercoatians, by the time they'd hauled their dragon-ships up the dunes and over the road onto the lake they were knackered and no match for Ye Olde Cullercoats Swan Pedaloes

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] Pedants tbh 118773[/snapback] GEEZ!!!!!!!!! it's PENANTS, boats have penants You lot would never make pirates

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats

Was probably just a Ski related accident, probably hurt himself taking the top of a yoghurt

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS

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Given - 6 (was 7 with his save but -1 for his crap puunch and failure to command the box on the odd occassion smoggies attacked) Carr - 7 Moore - 7 Titus - 7 Elliot - 6 (couple of REALLY scary give-ways of the ball) Emre - 5 and a half Bowyer - 7 Nobby - 8 ran the show until mystifyingly sub'd ZOG - 7 (faded a bit) Shola - 7 Al - Dyer - 6 (ran about a bit and didn't break down) Faye - 6 (had bugger all to do for the short time he was on) Ref - 3, booked 5 of ours for nowt and never gave a stonewall pen