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The video provides transfer updates on several football players. It discusses an exclusive on Kieran Trippier’s potential move, with interest from multiple clubs. It also covers updates on Malick Thiaw, linked with a transfer, and Yoane Wissa, who is attracting attention after strong performances. Additionally, it mentions Alexander Isak’s situation, with speculation about his future. The video highlights key details and potential destinations for these players, offering insights into the latest transfer market developments.

They’ve sent me a cracking new barbecue set!

Delivarataly?

Then make some up, goddamit.

I’ve been snorting salt for 5 weeks straight ffs. Isak’s gonna give me a full Westbrook.

I’m having a minute’s silence for this post.

How about Alexander bereft of Gratitude, if we’re going for extraneous syllables?

Alexander the Ingrate. Thank you. Nailed it.

Your bike was trashed in Sunderland?

Anyone fancy a new t-shirt?

That Hale-Bopp looks a bright prospect and currently well off the radar.

I wonder how much the club has him insured for?

Living in Sunderland is asking for it, tbf.

Reminds me of when some actual cunt in Sunderland tried to steal my shitty old Volvo. He was unable to hotwire it and so smashed it up on the inside, writing it off.

Not sure this one will go through as Ouatarra has been sitting out of pre-season and done very little work for months. Dango untrained.

Are you a Swede or a Turnip? Sweeede or a turnip? Are you a Swede or a Turnip? SWEDE OR A TURNIP?

“You’re just a black Michael Owen.”

Struggling to recall a better pre-season than this one. Maybe during Covid?

Are you saying Joelinton is going to kneecap him?

“The group will kick his fucking head in” is my interpretation.

Howey 0-5

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