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isn’t it more like we’ve got gallons of hot piss and we’re only allowed to fill a few measly kiddy pots?

Can’t you bring it down with a pension contribution?

Aye, but he’s done fuck all stepovers.

127 nil. Ooo eee oooooo.

Just cracked one off to celebrate.

Isak off ffs? Put Schar up front.

A classy finish that. We deserve this. Are we back? schar again! Wow.

Lee Dixon is fewming.

I’ve just recalled exactly what the foul slur was. I called him “a dickless wonder.”

I was cautioned once outside a Brummie nightclub. I’d just insulted the bouncer, suggesting he was ill equipped to procreate, he immediately bear-marched me out the building. Unfortunately the old bill were walking past at the time, so HAD to give me a caution. Wankers. Oh yeah, this was a very corporate/gov work do.

It's a minging shit league, good on him.

I was the fluffer’s fluffier marra.

And here come Geordie McSquid down the wing. Developed in the rock pools at Cullercoats and rushed into the side after the unfortunate Jinky Jim Haddock was cooked and eaten by Steve Bruce last week.

That’s ironic, I’ve 20 years left on mine!

Could double that for OWO like.

Wow, when I was 17 I earned £1.50 an hour.

What do you think they’ve put him on? 5k a week?

i did this for a while selling pies. Absolutely loved it. Would you like to be a franchise?