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Minor revision with apologies.

This is a brilliant signing both for the player and the free transfer.

I’ve just learned that there's no Bob Geldof statue in Ethiopia. What more must he do? Unbelievable.

Always quite fancied his mum.

Sounds over-qualified.

No one can hush like me.

I’ve read the court documents for this. Deeply disturbing.

Sunderland will return first as ever, around midnight, as they have to fucking prove to the nation how important and special they are. And good at counting.

Klopp & Pep to leave at the same time?

City deliberately lose so Bruno doesn’t get European football. £100m bid on Tuesday.

No, it’s whichever team got the fewest cards in the tournament divided by the number of TV appearances.

Hembarrassin

I don’t have a proper job btw.

He could have put White in on goal. Poor decision making.

Some sort of protest against the fixture occurring? Either way, abysmal stuff.

They must be beyond shocked to learn a Tory MP could be selfish.

They’re winning this easily. Is Renton watching?

Given the ball away so many times. Minging.

Taken the morning off because it’s my birthday. Newcastle always lose on my birthday. Spurs score. Had been coming. We look shite.

Watching anyway.