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He no longer has consented access to my wife's vagina, that's for certain.

Nice mod.

I've seen a 1 legged spider run better than NUFC. I'm with Parkster, NFO.

Also, he should also stop paying his gas bill, it'll give him a strong sense of the extra motivation he needs to keep the job.

I'd welcome chemtrails too if I was Parky.

Football, at the top, is absolute dogshit. If this forum didn't exist I'd have no interest at all anymore. If Fish ever packs in altogether then that'll be me done too.

What do we reckon his utility bills are anyway? Mako knows where he lives, we could probably work it out and set up a Kickstarter to keep him warm till his book comes out.

Rolling my suit sleeves up right now.

You're a deeply weird person, Gemmill. Anyway, I'm in Sao Paulo (#Chez) - got my shiny shorts on.

Are we really discussing John Carver's utility bills? Has it come to this?

Fish has descended the Mariana trench to look for his marbles.

What the actual fuck? Is he autistic?

I just can't bring myself to agree with this. As thick as he is, surely he can navigate the corridors after all these years?

I took us at 33-1 when Carver was appointed, not sure where or how much I put on. Might win enough for a second hand sniper rifle.

At what? Having the ugliest manager?

(clarification requests via PM please)

I'll be astonished if we survive, there is nothing at all about the club that indicates a single further point is possible.

Just in from work. Impressed with this new nadir, Carver is literally carving himself a place in history.

Judging by this post you'd be a shoo-in.

Ol' flappy gills disagrees.

"Before the Sunderland game, we brought in the basketball coach"

Is this a rejected episode of Star Trek?