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Plane to fly a banner over SJP with "5 in a Row - FTM"

Statue inbound. Sleep tight kidda.

That is hilarious. I might hoy a few quid in mesel if they're struggling.

Me and MT been transferring shit for years. Apropos is an instant ban on here, btw.

If you have the mettle to stick around then maybe you'll get some purchase. This has always been a small forum, our size has been significantly hacked away by the shambles that NUFC has become.

To be fair to you, my parents' divorce was an endless game of "to me, to me, to me, no, to me". Anyway, you stole my porn mag memory, the only good one I have. That was precious, untainted and sacred and now you've made it a dirty Fist thing. Maybe we were sharing the same stash? Fuck.

Everyone on here is a mackem until proved otherwise. Was this not in your sign up agreement?

We're just a bunch of cynical pisstakers who cynically take the piss out of anyone new until they have been around long enough to be accepted as a mutual cynical pisstaker who will mutually take the piss, cynically. If you want to direct your ideas to AshleyOut.com I'm sure it won't be that difficult and they may give you the approval you are seeking. Welcome to the board.

Are you sure you weren't hoyed off NO because of your inability to press return?

We need more threads.

My father drunk and my mother psychotic. The former has sobered up.

It would be more entertaining to set fire to £40 and you'd still have your afternoon free.

We, the so-called supporters, will continue to look pathetic until we stop going en masse. Blindly supporting the team (especially when they are FUCKING ATROCIOUS) when the regime are legally certified thundercunts means we get what we deserve. Blockade the ground. Take your angriest heed the ball uncle/cousin/sisters (Fish?) and maybe a few mackems for the additional appropriate venom. The people going in are unquestionably part of the problem.

I heard him say the other day that the board at Palace were "really lucky" because, at the minute, there is no other club he wants to manage. But he did one day want to manage England and sort of implied he expected the opportunity. We are going to look very silly indeed when he lifts the World Cup in Qatar lads.

EFIL4AGNOW? Reported.

What's disappointing to me is how often we hoof from the back 4, hoofing directly from the goalkeeper would save the defenders' legs for the inevitable onslaught when our lone dwa fails to hold up the ball. This is basic stuff John.

They all come out with exactly the same patter week to week, I wonder if they spend more time being instructed on how to toe the line than how to play football. It's beyond pathetic.

Probably.

Yeah you're correct, I'm so sloshed at Christmas these have become the same movie for me. It's a Wonderful Scrooge.

The next buyer is just as likely to want it to showcase his tat than to actually play football. What we need is Ashley to somehow have an It's a Wonderful Life experience which transforms him into a benevolent spendthrift, desperate to make amends before his soul and testicles are eaten by Satan's bad aids cancer piranhas.

Our shortest odds out of this are either a heart attack or a lone heed tha ball.