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You have my axe.

None of them give a fuck. Where is our Dragon Queen FFS?

Agree with this, anyone thinking otherwise has been conned. Pardew is a weasel and he is trying desperately to maintain a little respect from the fans with the 'it's nothing to do with me' shite. If it actually is nothing to do with him then what is his point as a manager of Newcastle United? His team talks and selections are doing fuck all. Either come out and say the truth and accept the consequences or just don't talk at all as your position is untenable either way. The shilly shallying makes him look even more of a cunt. Personally I would prefer a conveyor belt of managers who stand up (at least somewhat) to the owner until the owner realises it's not worth his trouble and sells up. Pardew should be on the side of the team and therefore the fans, but he actually makes it easy for Ashley and for that reason alone; fuck him, he's part of the problem.

Pointless is as good a word as any. I wish I was able to stop caring.

He's allegedly a football manager too.

It's Mike's decision. And yes it's beyond all realms, known, unknown and yet to be.

Mike throwing these deliberately?

They really need the points. Alan has been saying we're 'at the top of our league' and has never beaten them. Likely we'll lose again.

Bohemian Rhapsody De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong etc etc.

Narcissists surround themselves with intellectually inferior, compliant sycophants.

How about Papa Don't Preach; De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong, De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong. Or, Shout by Tears for Fears; De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong De Jong. This kids going to be mint, for the songs alone.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25992021

There's still time Joe (for another round).

Good to hear a positive Ashley story mind, not had enough of those since Leazes flounced.

How much would we accept for him then? £16m?

Free lunch and a fly past Disneyworld?

Just pay up Mike. Must you screw everyone?

Cole was quickest? Never should have sold him.

I can nearly say I'm sick of these French cunts in our team. Not quite though.

Looks like he could form a great partnership with Cisse.

The first line of your prologue is "'Weird name' stood and'" The first line of your first chapter is "'Weird name' stood and" Maybe mix things up a bit? Have one of them sitting down or something? Stuff like that sticks out to me, variety being the spice of life and all. Or is this Freudian and you're a filthy stander yourself?

That video is awesome. "In this dream I was shown a zoomed up picture of the moon" "Another dream of interest I had.....I was hovering over the moon in the dark but I could see everything clearly...through the murk of the darkness I saw 2 large pyramids and a obelisk....so I assume some sort of Atlantean colony from the past"

Just paid my tax return. Not only did I have to pay them loads of money for money I earned (and spent) in 2012/13, the caths have made me pay for half the money they estimate I've spent last year as well. Sickening.

With this kid's age and talent surely £15-20m spent now would be a potential £30-£40m return in 2-3 years time. #Mikenomics

What about the Carroll money?