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Unfortunately there are no decent hotels in March.

Tbf they always do that.

You've not quit the cowies though Meenzer?

PUFF. Well done, respect what you've done there and that you've shared it. I should consider cutting down mesel. :/

No doubt we are holding off a couple of bids for Shola - we'll obviously sell him after he helps Nigeria win the WC.

I have this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis right over my heart. It was agony a few months back, before I knew what it was, and I was almost certain my heart was fucked. Also a disc protustion at the base of my neck which is like a ticking bomb to a k-hole. Lower back giving me grief too but I think that's because I'm 14 clem. Generally pretty good for an OC though.

In regard to the thread title, I'd like to buoy you up a bit by stating you make a fabulous girlfriend Dave. P.S. Come down here whenever you like, we can distract her with boho boutiques. xx

Brighton, obvs.

Connoisseur dogs, pretentious little shithouses.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/17/sports-direct-mike-ashley-newcastle-united-profile

Please sack Sam tonight.

Srip ons FTW

Mouthed off about Cologate, relatively expendable, sent to Coventry (neewahfahkinuff).

How much has the fat cunt just spent on Debenhams? Priorities all wrong.

They all have the same handwriting too. Weird.

He dodged that Pelters lad.

Considerably less than Alan Smith was.

Deliberately trailed his leg tbh.

'Judge me by my signings' 'There aren't going to be any signings'.

Also, Joe Hart is total cunt.

Should have been a red card for Yanga I think. Not seen enough of him to think he's a dirty player, but the atrocious goal decision made an already intense game volatile. Injustice moves people.

Oof. Right in the Kippax.

Another night without a blowjob beckons.

Snap hands off. He jumped the shark with that goal of the century.