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Oof

Chris Tarrant next on my wishlist.

CT will be on here any second.

Luke? How about implanted memories (à la Total Recall) that we've supported Man United all our lives?

These teams playing eachother down the bottom will mostly be draws. Except Wigan who have some sort of magic lamp.

CBA to work out if it's possible but what happens if the teams in 17 and 18 place are on the same points, same GD, same goals for and against and both of their games were drawn. It's coin toss isn't it?

GO TIBAMS FFS!

I think he would have nicked a few more goals than Cisse has, isn't he still our top scorer? Edit, in the league aye, http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/top-scorers

We would be in this position if Ba was still here? But you do make a good point, trying to accommodate Ba AND THEN HIM FUCKING OFF ANYWAY was, in hindsight, folly.

Forgot about that, agreed.

Not concerned that we'll slide even further behind the teams who we have been competing with to a fair degree over the last 20 years? This is the worst possible season to be relegated given the money available to PL teams next year. How will this impact Ashley's attitude toward us (will he give even less of a fuck?), does this reduce the chance of getting a better owner? By extension, should we just drift down the conference as there'll still be games week in week out? Does anything really matter?

Outside of Reading and QPR, has anyone actually been consistently shitter than us all season? Our play had been stuttering at best and then we sold our top scorer. Looking at our final games... QPR have scored more and conceded less than us in the last 8 games. We currently have the worst away form in the league and Arsenal have the best away form. Arsenal won't be allowed to forget their capitulation here last season, I expect them to be very highly motivated. Even if we achieve this season's SECOND away win at QPR we could still go down losing to Arsenal. We don't just need to beat QPR, we need to put a few past them to improve our GD and even then I think we'll need to squeeze something from the Arse on the day to be sure.

Leazes finally realising no one gives a fuck.

Wham chews were far more intense than the current watered down EU legislated versions. The excitement of getting a free one (occasionally stamped voucher inside the wrapper) and the return to the sweet shop to legitimately get free ket. Happy days.

I expect the £25m price tags to be slashed by up to 70% once we're relegated. And talk will remain cheap all summer.

Oui, svp.

This type of freak misfortune combined with this and our dreadful inability to score goals makes me feel we are going down again. What a shambles. Ashley you are a disaster. But I do get an email EVERY SINGLE DAY giving me the opportunity to buy some NUFC tat at very attractive prices, which will cheer me through another stint in the league no-one gives a fuck about.

Another good goal disallowed? How many is that this season now?

Spot on, just do the fucking talking on the pitch, the only place it matters (I'm aware we seem mute atm).

He may attempt to do so, but if there is discord in the dressing room then the buck stops with him.

So as was obviously going to happen, the club getting their knickers in a twist leads to the story becoming bigger and more believable. Fucking idiots, unless they actually wanted this excuse lined up before the drop. Either way this does us no good.

luKE EdWaRds?

Bit harsh to ban him before we'd figured out his address.