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I'm going to try that later. Mars Bar with milk. Nice.

I wish it could be Father's Day every day.

No it isn't, constantly talking shite is. Oh, they both are. Trust me.

No it isn't, constantly talking shite is.

racist!

Wapner gets 78 like.

wuz vagina eyunt handicapped

does Pardew speak French?

In the absence of Jimbo, aye why not? Howay DEADMAN what's the crack?

I've been picking up shit like that and twisting it for the last couple of weeks. Funnily enough it's far more entertaining in real life.

We're gonna rock down to Remie Avenue. Oh, hang on.

erm, who is on the other team's forum?

Yeah, right. And I'm David Beckham, btw. Stranger things have happened. Maybe you were David Beckham in a past life.

Newcastle United, Footballers Convalescing

sorry to hear that Leon, I think you've done the job that's been asked and with few striking options in the side currently there is room for you in the squad. but fuck knows what goes on in the minds of those in charge. Has Pdew spoken with you, how did you hear about it?

Can quite legitimately say Liverpool is Marveauxless for once.

is this what Graham Carr looks like?

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premie...-move-collapsed

Some cunt is obviously paying the pooer fucker. I can't stand it. What does this say about humankind? A servant must always be present when you have a slash? All it says about humankind is no opportunity for profit goes unexploited.

get your money's worth by smearing your faeces all over the walls and pissing up the mirror.