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He just doesn't like you (or NUFC ). As long as you like me fop, I'll be fine.

Wacky Jnr in a search box on your screen print.

Ulyseeeiieeeiieeeesssss!

Hate to be a chip pisser lad, but that's 5. Cull.

You stalking Wacky there or something?

Already done, that.

He has shown many times that he won't acquiesce to others' demands no matter what the potential loss/gain.

Cool Hand Luke Withnail Blazing Saddles

There is no god, btw.

Yes, you may well be right. So we need a buyer who looks like they will make a huge arse of it, but in secret is awesome. Hmmmmm. Whichever way you look at this we are several years behind where we were a few seasons ago. Maybe a decade. Incidentally, has there ever been a summer for Newcastle with no new signings at all?

It's an interesting point mate, but money is a factor for this bloke. If Athletico was offering twice what Spazzo was I may be inclined to take the shame. But, I'm not cuntyface.

Cheers John.

Haway man, do it in the style of The Onion. Might cheer us up a bit.

Football, particularly the English Premiership, has become an obscene tumor on sport, representative of capitalism at its worst. We played our part in the gang bang, and another gang banger has come in and gang banged us all. I shudder when I hear the figures discussed in football. It was just us lot kicking a ball about on a field 130 years ago. What to do though? You can't turn away for good, can you?

ah cheers Parky, I never go to the dark side but shall in this instance.

Worst case scenario is Mike refuses to sell it cheap, the players insist on staying and keeping their valuable contracts and due to considerable drop in revenue we run out of money/Ashley refuses to put any more in. We can't pay our bills and adminstrators are called in. Can anyone with expertise (Johnthebrief?) outline the pros and cons of this and the likelyhood, based on current information/circumstances. Thanks.

Mike Ashley's Blunder BusTM

has been touting his arse to Wolfsburg http://www.sportinglife.com/football/cc_ch...MHD=nationwide1

That's what I'm saying, it was all destined to go to shit no matter what because the owner himself is a turd. The other players are all bit parts. I don't know about your last point Alex, maybe. I think he had a load of cash and wanted to show off a bit and have some fun. Once he uncovered the debts he didn't know he had bought he perhaps decided to not throw much money at the club. If I can be objective, it is going to be interesting to see how it all ends. It's looking like he is going to make himself keep it rather than take a massive loss. Fuck knows where that will go. Subjectively, I'm just gutted at the mess we are in and our ongoing misfortune.

Ashley's first mistake, and woeful it was too, was to announce that Allardyce wouldn't have been his choice of manager but he would see how he got on. This obviously pissed BSA off who then knew he was likely to get his contract paid off sooner or later. ££££££ If BMA had backed BSA from the off things may have been different, but Ashley would undoubtedly have dropped a cacophony of catastrophic clangers regardless. All this mess is Ashley, not the fans, not Allardyce, not Keegan. Ashley.