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Our club is fucked lads. Fucked.

I have a lot of time for Hughton he has just getting on with his job and keeps getting dropped in the shit. I would have pissed off a long time ago by now. Balls would you, I bet he's on a cracking wage.

Ooh, your anger's really escalated with this new persona of yours.

I could freak her out for free by shitting on her conveyor belt.

The most stable footing would clearly be to dissolve the club altogether.

Stuck with I.E 6 on my work pc, they refuse to update or give us firefox. 5 years old ffs.

NEWCASTLE'S trip to Sheffield United has been put back two days to allow coverage on Sky TV. The game, which was originally scheduled for Saturday, October 31, will now take place on Monday, November 2 (kick off 7.45pm). http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/448...ed_for_live_TV/

well done Matty

This is great, wish I wasn't watching via the medium of text.

tail wagging a bit. c'mon lads go for 425!

paralletic that Christmas Tree.

Kick on this morning lads, I think our bowlers could get our noses in front if we can push up to 400.

Doesn't it depend entirely on what her hair smells like bonnie lad?

Name change to Bassong Gobshitey please!

pundit stuck with penis till press conference?

I'm still hopeful he's right.

You gotta be startin something?

havent got round to that bit yet but i do know its time to plant turnips!!! Is that right, I'll look in to that I'm sure I can make room. oooh. I love a nice Swede.

too heavy to carry home, and taste a lot better straight out the ground you fucking heathen.

Have a great day

New Monkey? Bob Mortimer at the front?

I just topped up the soil levels on ma spuds.

did you do this a few months ago? I'm having a first crack like, not raised beds, just dug over a corner of the lawn. Onion, pumpkin and courgette going well. Carrots and brocolli never came up. Tomatoes in a trough and bags and loads of spuds in a side bed. Seem to be growing a bizarre coriander tree too. It is strangely satisfying to watch them come along.