Wavey Davey

I really couldn't give two fucks, mate. Besides, your boys couldn't even beat Bolton, ferchrissakes!

He is. He changed his details and everything. Fucking manc twat.

The stuttering fuck is this cunt on about? NEWCASTLE MATE. JUST WONDERING WHY THE CITY CANT PRODUCE NO FOOTBALL STARS. ARE THE KIDS ON SKOL SUPER? DON'T GO ON ABOUT CARRICK THE ONLY GEORDIE PLAYER THAT PEOPLE KNOW. HES A LOAD OF SHIT. YOUR TEAM IS THAT POO ITS NEED SCOUSERS TO RESCUE THEM. FIRST TWO NAMES ON NEWCASTLES TEAM SHEET ARE SCOUSERS .... Oh, it's the Man U fan! Thought you weren't coming back?

Stoke = tallest team in the prem. what do we do? lump balls to carrol. Nolan = Slow as fuck we try and thread long balls through for Nolan to chase after. Christ almighty.

Ugh..... Just Ugh....

3-0 Bafra Carroll Ricky Ricardo Enricky Really? Yeah cuts in from the left, shuts his eyes and puts his right foot through - top corner. Takes his top off to reveal his muscles and Smith runs onto the pitch and licks Ricky's nipps. Got a £10 on it. Which bit? The goal, or the nipple licking. Personally I would love to see that. Whole stadium goes deathly quiet and all that can be heard is Smith noisily lapping away.

3-0 Bafra Carroll Ricky Ricardo Enricky Really?

Pundits have this down as a draw pretty much across the board. I'm optimistic based on the last two results, but the Blackpool result keeps rearing it's head in my mind and suddenly I'm not so sure. Hope the players aren't feeling the same way or we're done for.

Bent is like Kevin Phillips for them way back in the late 90's. Too reliant on one man.

Morning chaps. How d'you see this one going, then?

skunkers is shit like, and I know a couple of regulars on there, but it is shit One or two canny lads. The rest were complete wankers. That's why I left.

Get back to skunkers and argue with the mackem mongs some more.

He does Darts on Bravo, I think. Last place I thought I'd see him, like.

is that cyanide and happiness? Love that strip.

I'm in a youtube listening-type vibe and feeling good about newcastle, so share your song with me. I'll start. Ace Freely - Back in a New York Groove.

I fucking love Newcastle United.

Gonna download this tonight.

Nah. They'll defend him to the bitter end until he leaves, then slag him off unmerciful, ala Kenwe Jones

I have told racist cunts in the crowd to shut the fuck up many times, I have one who sits 3 seats from me, and occasionally a black sits behind me, you utter fraud. FFS BLACK LAD and that was a typo. Just off to get me white cape on. Wankers. fucking hell stevie Im taking the piss put your fists down. tbh I do think you've got racist tendencis but in this instence I'm with you, asking for numbers =/= saying black people are likely to commit rape, but, like the fish, I dont think its relevant What racist tendencies. I've shagged a black lass, if I was racist against black people do you think I would? I fingered a mackem once. I don't like them.

Except when it's a female teacher getting knobbed off a pupil. Did you ever see that south park episode 'ms. teacher bangs a boy'? "Nice!" No 15 yr old is going to turn down a hot teacher with a short skirt and specs tbh. Not gonna argue with that. Just a shame my teachers always seemed to be 40-something uggoes and/or lesbians.

Except when it's a female teacher getting knobbed off a pupil. Did you ever see that south park episode 'ms. teacher bangs a boy'? "Nice!"

From Yahoo.

What are you on about you silly cunt, I just saiud it would be interesting to see the figures. Why? What's the relevance to this thread? Well a rape has occured. This would normally be the point where I would post a picture of David Brent but I'm posting on my phone