nufc4ever

My favourite.

Aww, so nasty.

Oooh! Don't insult where I'm from!

Can anyone translate?

I had a +3. Felt like the fucking daddy with a 'FDD'.

Don't forget Speak N Spell! ALDV RAA. Also, Guess Who. 'Is he black?' 'Yes' *click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click* 'Is it Winston?'

Couple of points: There was a NUFC version of Monopoly produced recently. I saw it on HotUKDeals but they'd sold out. Woolies IIRC had it. I had a Micro Machines thing that was an entire city; transformed into a toolbox. Cool as fuck. I also had one of those rubbery frisbees but it was triangular. It went even further. Into a tree. Miles away.

Try very gently massaging the spot where it is. It just might work.

I had one of these for my Scalectrix: Lump of blu-tack in the boot for grip.

Cope with the pressure from the fans or leave, supporter tells his Newcastle manager

My Gat gun came with a fly swatter adaptor that barely fell out of the end upon firing. Flies laughed at it.

You threw it at him?

Anyone else have a Gat gun? More dangerous thrown.

I wouldn't if I could.

To clarify, I asked about your username, never mentioned anything about N-O. Fuck knows what you're on about with the rules. Last I'm going to say in this thread as I'm beginning to annoy myself and as I say, it's spoiling the thread now. No doubt you'll want to get the last word in, so I apologise to everyone else.

Couldn't give a monkey's tbh. And please keep your N-O spats off this forum, I'm sure the locals don't appreciate it.

It's strange because you've got 4000 posts with this account and not used the other in two years, just found it weird why you went back to it. Particularly liked you asking Jon 'you mean me ?' when he referred to you as Leazes. As you say, no big deal. Get over it. I don't call myself Dave on here as I don't have admin rights to change it, as I did on N-O. Want me to change it? Ordinarily I would, but seeing as everyone knows already, and also the fact there are a number of Daves already on here, I don't really see the need. Or if you're Leazes, I'm hiding and stuff. Cheers though.

Done well enough for another year as a squad-filler but Butt's the kind of player we need to be upgrading if we want to get anywhere.

It's strange because you've got 4000 posts with this account and not used the other in two years, just found it weird why you went back to it. Particularly liked you asking Jon 'you mean me ?' when he referred to you as Leazes. As you say, no big deal. Get over it. I don't call myself Dave on here as I don't have admin rights to change it, as I did on N-O.

why don't you Dave ? This is my only login on here. Well, why don't you log in as Dave as well, it is allowed like. It's not as if you've got to put your hand up and ask or owt. I'd rather not thanks, this account is fine. I just found it strange you posted from an account on here you've not used in two years. Almost as though you didn't want people to know who you are.

why don't you Dave ? This is my only login on here.

Shell suit?

Starting fires as a kid was ace. Once nearly set the fields alight, had to go to a nearby house and ask for a bucket of water. We didn't admit we'd started it.