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Gets me every time. How is it possible to get even into double figures age-wise and think that this is correct?

Good news. ITV is shITV.

Dunno, I had a look and couldn't see either anywhere as single mp3s. You should be able to download the album somewhere though. I can't link you up as I'm at work.

All involved parties should be put down. Thick as pigshit.

That's the UNKLE remix: http://www.discogs.com/release/81845 Another instrumental was on the 7" single: http://www.discogs.com/release/486360

NOW UNCLASSIFIED: conversation on the poop deck minutes before Battle of Trafalgar Just before Battle of Trafalgar - a conversation is overheard on the poop deck of HMS Victory: Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability." "What gobbledygook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free work environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it...........full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness. And they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle, Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is underrepresented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats and sunscreen. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny !" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

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Gorgeous stuff Alex.

Union Rooms it is then? 12.30pm onwards I'll be there.

Nothing more inventive? Wullie suggested O'Neill's?

Oh.

Eh? There's a break after the double bill then there are three straight episodes.

I've been on a stag do. It was a great laugh, but it was more down to the people involved than anything. The statue thing tickled me. They know their market. One thing - don't be tempted by the large sausages from blokes on the street, they look gorgeous but are full of jaw-bouncers. Yes, I know how that will read.

Any ideas on a pre-match location to watch the Arsenal match then?

Just heard a bit on the radio where she says 'the police came to me and gave me the 999 number'.

It's an Apple format.

Cracking pics chuck. Take care.

The Sun bought it anyway, fake or otherwise. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article405958.ece

How?

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Just wondering ourselves about a different location though, to watch the Arsenal match.

A few of us N-O losers are going to be about, chance we could join you?

Don't place your hopes on the PS3 version, horrid slowdown apparently. If you want a next-gen version, 360 is the way to go.

I'm not that small.