nufc4ever

Helped Bolton a load yesterday.

There's a Windows code that makes a small monkey flying kick through the screen and into your face.

Print screen desktop, save via paint, turn off desktop icons, set saved image as wallpaper.

Whatever minger.

That's pretty good actually. I did a similar thing with a Powerpoint show once, had it pop up with a prompt asking them if they wanted to delete all their files. Obviously clicking just loaded the next slide, which was the same...

Shopped tbh. Original:

Dear me, NSG is ITK.

Highly impressive number of close shaves tonight. Amazing we're still only one goal away from going through.

Why would anyone be laughing at us playing in Europe tonight..?

It's also handy to burn ISOs to DVD when other programs insist you need a CD.

Tom is right. Try putting in the word Cath doesn't like.

I recommend this for you Stevie.

You want a Nissan Micra. Reliable Japanese engineering, economical small engine, and built with love in Sunderland.

That's not the 'druken miners' video is it? Can't get on Youtube at work. *Waits until whoever it normally is whips out Snopes link*

Knock-a-door-run tbh.

Come See the Softer Side of Nufc4ever.

Like the shop front but with a square?

Leazes won't like that. Pink is what the fucking shirtlifters wear.

Any links to cars one can actually buy then, rather than concepts?

The Locus Plethore appears to be a prototype. Indeed, there are no performance stats at all (not even over-hyped ones) on it's website: http://www.locussupercar.com/en/newcars/specs/illusion.spy In fact they've not even built a working prototype yet, so it's just a chassis and engine concept.

Top Gear faked it going 253mph then?

I agree the first Terminator looks dated now but T2 still looks cracking imo. That's pretty amazing for 16 year old CGI.

Huzzah! I like this one.

Dear me.