Craig

Aye well, she needs my agreement otherwise it goes to court.. Either way I'll end up with nothing, if it goes to court neither will she so fuck it hopefully she'll change her mind before it goes that far

Nope, just 300+ miles away with the prospect of my house being sold from under me with all the proceeds of the sale going to my ex-wife (well that's the offer that's been put to me anyway....) Money is tight at the moment

Nah... Fish is bigger than that.....

obsessed with height? get to fuck man, i'm not the one claiming to be 6ft tall...

He'll be telling us he eventually managed to pull that mate of his ex-flat mate too...

Fucking hell... don't let Isegrim hear you talking like this...

Alas no, I'm down in London for the Notting Hill Carnival rasssssclart. Shame like I would have enjoyed jamming Craig NHS specs down his scrawny neck Have you forgotten I don't live up there anymore wise-crack?

That is dennis wise in the outfit, thats what he wears when having talks otherwise no cunt would sign for us. Are you suggesting Dennis Wise is a short-arse? Fucking rich coming from you Wacky lad...

Because you're a big fat pig. He reckons he's skinny now Gemmill...

If he's got a pair of bollocks on him, surely he'll ask for it back himself?

I think the glasses that craig perches on the end of his nose are severely malformed, it must be like looking through the bottom of a Wine bottle for the poor wee lad. -1.00 : -1.25 tbh Time you got yours test by the sounds of things... 6ft tall and thin??

Look up 'rotund' in the dictionary and you'll see his ugly mug smirking away at you...

I suppose you're still claiming to be 6ft tall as well, aren't you?

you don't have to be in the driving seat to add weight to the vehicle... You know those headlight angle adjustment switches? They're nowt to do with what's in the boot, they were introduced to deal with lard-luggers like you...

Suggesting?? Basic physics surely - you put Fish in the car and it's another 20ft per 10mph

OK layman's terms it is.... you failed to stop because you're a fat fucker. You said yourself that weight was one of the problems I saw it after you suggested there was an emboldened bit, Nobfondler McGee. time to get your lard-arse back on the Wii Fit young man... There's a whole different setting of stopping distance figures for you...

OK layman's terms it is.... you failed to stop because you're a fat fucker. You said yourself that weight was one of the problems

The bit in bold... you blind as well?

Aye, but at least she's not talking to me, which is always a bonus Aye but you need to maintain that balance... soon goes past that point and then you can't shut them up!

Sleeping in the shed for a while are we Mr W?

Fuck off. Was it your fault you crashed? pretty much yeah, had been to a paintball thingy for mates birthday and was on the way back. I was giving four mates a lift and another lad was driving his pal home, we were kind of racing (Like twats) and came across what we though was a bend, but it was in fact a junction. He managed to stop, but the weight, wet conditions and my inexperience meant I just couldn't stop in time. Went into the back of him at about twenty-thirty mph incredibly lucky nothing was coming and that we all walked away unharmed. The passenger in the other car claimed spinal injuries, which was bollocks but at the end of the day I was being a dick and allowed myself to be goaded on by friends and we could have all been seriously injured or worse. Improved my driving no end. Didn't get any points on my license though Why am I not surprised?

Won't go the the docs but will quite happily waste our time though, eh? Alex is right - get your arse there, you can't be too careful. I hardly ever go to the docs either but broke that one earlier this year. Going to have to go again today as I have a mole on my stomach which has decided to grow and swell quite rapidly and is sensitive to the touch - probably nothing but I can't be too sure.

They can't fail you for that... especially being so close to the return to the test centre. To fail, you have to do something wrong from a driving point of view. If you had suffered a major on the test then fair enough.

Louise Taylor loves him remember....

He's certainly caught me in his web. I'm going to do the Spiderman on your lass next time we get together. I've already done it on your sis, she was dripping in 'my web' when I left her Face like a painters radio man. Plasterer's I bet he says "make like a tree and get the hell out of here" as well...